Kinky wam ideas

Being poor at the moment, my nights are normally spent browsing various fetish websites (and as Jon was slightly disturbed by, Sesame Street on YouTube.... Though not at the same time. Seriously though, watch Andrea Bocelli sing Elmo to sleep. Its awesome.) Anyway, browsing these sites obviously give my bored young mind certain ideas and lots of them can be applied to wam.
So lets share kinky wam ideas or things you've done.
1- Hold a favourite sex toy in your preferred orifice with cling film pants (or even headwear.... probably suffocation risks here though) whilst being sploshed.... all the lovely splosh can be poured into the cling film too for a nice viewable mess.
2 - The classic balloon popping strip tease, but slightly fill some of the balloons with a light messy substance such as whipped cream, so as you pop more balloons, the messier you and your surroundings get. (Probably logistically impossible, but I don't care.
3 -Whipped cream spankings - a thick layer on the spankees bum should splat everywhere. Reapply cold cream on your naughty spankees bum for short relief! Yay!
I'm all out for the mo... your turn!
So lets share kinky wam ideas or things you've done.
1- Hold a favourite sex toy in your preferred orifice with cling film pants (or even headwear.... probably suffocation risks here though) whilst being sploshed.... all the lovely splosh can be poured into the cling film too for a nice viewable mess.
2 - The classic balloon popping strip tease, but slightly fill some of the balloons with a light messy substance such as whipped cream, so as you pop more balloons, the messier you and your surroundings get. (Probably logistically impossible, but I don't care.
3 -Whipped cream spankings - a thick layer on the spankees bum should splat everywhere. Reapply cold cream on your naughty spankees bum for short relief! Yay!
I'm all out for the mo... your turn!