Mature males required?

View · by **Sizzle** » 26 Jan 2009, 22:05

Adventurous, 50yr old, BBW, attractive Female seeks MATURE (over 50 please!) males to indoctrinate her into the joys of messy fun. Love the thought of being covered in custard etc. Imaginative guys please! Genuine entry - looking to meet guys asap for mutual pleasures. Doesn't mind one-to-one or group activity! Genuine replies please with facial photo a must. I'm looking for meets - not email penpals!

View · by **Richard** » 26 Jan 2009, 23:20

I think I may be too old

View · by **dirtydids** » 27 Jan 2009, 00:04

Richard wrote:I think I may be too old

shave the beard off Rich...........might look young again :lol:

View · by **BillShipton** » 27 Jan 2009, 00:08

Hah-ha, I'm not. Just too tired right now!

View · by **andy250** » 27 Jan 2009, 13:26

Richard wrote:I think I may be too old

Just dont show her you bus pass Rich!!!! keep it secret mate!!

regards

Andy

p.s. how is the beard!!

View · by **Richard** » 27 Jan 2009, 15:28

andy250 wrote:
Richard wrote:I think I may be too old

Just dont show her you bus pass Rich!!!! keep it secret mate!!

regards

Andy

p.s. how is the beard!!

Wise words Andy, I'll keep my seniors railcard hidden as well. :lol:

p.s. The beard is thriving and sends its regards

but I've shaved off my cranial hair so it looks as though I've put my head on upside down!

View · by **BillShipton** » 27 Jan 2009, 15:37

Well, you impressed Holly, Richard! And she reckoned your "Hello, come inside" was better than mine!

View · by **Richard** » 27 Jan 2009, 15:50

We did the greeting four or five times; my neighbours must have wondered what was going on. If they ask, I'll tell them that I'm a filmstar! :roll:

View · by **BillShipton** » 27 Jan 2009, 16:37

Well, you are...

Similar story here except ours was at the studio which is opposite a pub and a restaurant so plenty watched. I am a good talker but rubbish mover as I discovered....

View · by **dirtydids** » 27 Jan 2009, 19:22

BillShipton wrote:Well, you are...

I am a good talker but rubbish mover as I discovered....

I would'nt say that Bill..........I have an old tv clip that shows you moving round a supermarket pushing a trolley very well indeed :lol:

View · by **wamram** » 27 Jan 2009, 20:10

dirtydids wrote:
BillShipton wrote:Well, you are...

I am a good talker but rubbish mover as I discovered....

I would'nt say that Bill..........I have an old tv clip that shows you moving round a supermarket pushing a trolley very well indeed

I've got that on a tape as well :lol:

View · by **the bulber** » 27 Jan 2009, 21:20

I think I'm to young, sizzle will you keep this offer open for another four years. :lol:

Nice to see someone looking for mature males though.

View · by **driversoft** » 27 Jan 2009, 21:44

Sizzle wrote:Adventurous, 50yr old, BBW, attractive Female seeks MATURE (over 50 please!) males...

Hmmm - seems I'm two or three years short too - pehaps I can borrow some from Richard....

View · by **Richard** » 27 Jan 2009, 23:05

I've got sixteen spare, driversoft; no reasonable offer refused :lol:

View · by **shredder** » 27 Jan 2009, 23:38

I also was thrilled to be too young for something, although the idea tha I could not wam due to lack of age did make me sad, at least until I got out the mashed potatos and solved the problem.

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