recipes????

Chat, flirt and fantasise about everything wet and messy

recipes????

Postby matty81 » 21 Dec 2008, 23:46

im back after getting mown down off me bike(sympathy anyone!?) with a question.has any one got any different or unsusual gunge recipes? i wana try something different on the other half!!!!! love to hear suggestions!!!
matty81
 
Posts: 147 [ View ]
Joined: 23 Dec 2007, 11:28
Location: worcester

Postby hooray4clay » 22 Dec 2008, 11:00

Probably not quite an answer to your question, but i found that a good coating of white emulsion followed by a load of custard gave a really nice creamy mix that I heartily recommend.

Hmmm, would certainly look good on Candy (nice movie by the way) :D
Cleanliness is next to Godliness...
.. but in my dictionary, Goo is next to Good!
hooray4clay
 
Posts: 24 [ View ]
Joined: 08 Jan 2008, 19:22

Re: recipes????

Postby jammed06 » 22 Dec 2008, 11:21

matty81 wrote:im back after getting mown down off me bike(sympathy anyone!?) with a question.has any one got any different or unsusual gunge recipes? i wana try something different on the other half!!!!! love to hear suggestions!!!


as gunge is that varied some type of clue could be helpful in what consistency you want....
I've upgraded to a "Woody Status" could you?
User avatar
jammed06
 
Posts: 489 [ View ]
Joined: 24 May 2007, 16:04
Location: manchester

Postby starbrightnight » 22 Dec 2008, 11:48

I am a cyclist myself - so I sympathise with you: it's a bad time of year for cyclists, what with the weather, darkness and general madness on the roads.

Unusual gunge? Well, spontaneity can be exciting and can bring about unusual combinations. Just going to the cupboard in a moment of passion with your partner, and taking out the first things you get your hands on.

So you might get peanut butter, honey, cooking oil and flour, for example.
Then go in the fridge and get some eggs and marge and last week's casserole leftovers and apply to willing partner - who will appreciate the spontaneity of it all, as you destroy her new hairdo and best top (i am presuming your partner loves sploshing!).
starbrightnight
 
Posts: 202 [ View ]
Joined: 05 Oct 2006, 14:17

Postby Lizzie_Claymore » 23 Dec 2008, 03:26

Smooth-whipped sloppy clay feels divine, gives spectacularly dense coverage and is surprisingly simple to clean up afterwards.

Supplier and mixing details are within this article.



-------------------------------------
The UK Regional WAM e-Mail Notification Groups
User avatar
Lizzie_Claymore
 
Posts: 846 [ View ]
Joined: 13 Jul 2006, 18:16
Location: North-west England
Fetlife: Lizzie_Claymore
UMD: Lizzie_Claymore

Postby SirTrinian » 23 Dec 2008, 18:30

good contrasts for me...

nice to see the smartness messed up :D
User avatar
SirTrinian
 
Posts: 135 [ View ]
Joined: 02 Dec 2007, 17:11
Location: NEUK

Postby matty81 » 27 Dec 2008, 17:21

well starbrightnight,the prick couldnt see me cos his windscreen was still frosted!! n i got several cracked ribs n a broken arm 2 show 4 it.! anyway,enough moaning,i think im guna try a few of the suggestions soon.a mate told me to try blended up cereal mixed with custard.apparently its real goey,but lovely when warm!!
matty81
 
Posts: 147 [ View ]
Joined: 23 Dec 2007, 11:28
Location: worcester

Postby stonecastle » 27 Dec 2008, 20:51

Take a big bowl, tip in some clotted cream, angel delight, blamange, extra thick yogurt, raw eggs. Give it a good stir and you should have a really disgusting mess that is great for sploshing with.
stonecastle
 
Posts: 375 [ View ]
Joined: 13 Nov 2006, 21:31


Return to General WAM Banter

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot] and 22 guests