Posted: 19 Jul 2006, 17:51
Mine was a pair of fairly tight swimming trunks when I was a teenager. I'd noticed, when in the local swimming pool, that if you pulled the waistband then let it go suddenly whilst underwater, they stayed 'ballooned' for quite a while which looked very funny indeed but felt strangely attractive!
They didn't survive too long beyond that as I manged to burn a hole in them whilst trying to dry them surreptitiously one night! (You know what nylon's like!)
Next I saw the tights of the stunningly gorgeous older sister of my best friend (she's still a real 'looker' in her mid-40s too - seems you're born with that sort of thing for life!) and started imagining her in them and filling them up with gloop and squeezing her between the legs in them, imagining all the gloop rearranging itself, to her intense pleasure. As I couldn't possibly do that to her, I've been doing it to myself instead pretty much ever since (albeit only occasionally!).
Hey Miss Helen, I didn't realise you played and taught. Presumably you and Wamadeus have lots to talk about as he's in that area too (both geographically (well, sort of ...North-east anyway) and vocationally.
I haven't touched a keyboard in 25 years now, unfortunately, though I'd always wanted to be able to play light jazz in a 'piano-bar' stylee. Both the teachers I had were only into classical so I ended up doing exercises by Bartok (try to work out whether you're playing a wrong note with that lot)! After I stopped formal lessons, I did take up some George Shearing, Fats Waller stride and Zez Confrey novelty pieces (good finger-busting stuff!) but I could never improvise, only being able to play after weeks of practice (but then by memory from finger pattern - like touch typing, as I am now). Is it possible to be taught how to improvise so that you can play in 'light jazz' mode? (Not that I've got the time but ... hey, maybe one day!)
Opps - sorry for the long digression!
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They didn't survive too long beyond that as I manged to burn a hole in them whilst trying to dry them surreptitiously one night! (You know what nylon's like!)
Next I saw the tights of the stunningly gorgeous older sister of my best friend (she's still a real 'looker' in her mid-40s too - seems you're born with that sort of thing for life!) and started imagining her in them and filling them up with gloop and squeezing her between the legs in them, imagining all the gloop rearranging itself, to her intense pleasure. As I couldn't possibly do that to her, I've been doing it to myself instead pretty much ever since (albeit only occasionally!).
Hey Miss Helen, I didn't realise you played and taught. Presumably you and Wamadeus have lots to talk about as he's in that area too (both geographically (well, sort of ...North-east anyway) and vocationally.
I haven't touched a keyboard in 25 years now, unfortunately, though I'd always wanted to be able to play light jazz in a 'piano-bar' stylee. Both the teachers I had were only into classical so I ended up doing exercises by Bartok (try to work out whether you're playing a wrong note with that lot)! After I stopped formal lessons, I did take up some George Shearing, Fats Waller stride and Zez Confrey novelty pieces (good finger-busting stuff!) but I could never improvise, only being able to play after weeks of practice (but then by memory from finger pattern - like touch typing, as I am now). Is it possible to be taught how to improvise so that you can play in 'light jazz' mode? (Not that I've got the time but ... hey, maybe one day!)
Opps - sorry for the long digression!
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