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im back after getting mown down off me bike(sympathy anyone!?) with a question.has any one got any different or unsusual gunge recipes? i wana try something different on the other half!!!!! love to hear suggestions!!!

Probably not quite an answer to your question, but i found that a good coating of white emulsion followed by a load of custard gave a really nice creamy mix that I heartily recommend.

Hmmm, would certainly look good on Candy (nice movie by the way)

matty81 wrote:im back after getting mown down off me bike(sympathy anyone!?) with a question.has any one got any different or unsusual gunge recipes? i wana try something different on the other half!!!!! love to hear suggestions!!!

as gunge is that varied some type of clue could be helpful in what consistency you want....

I am a cyclist myself - so I sympathise with you: it's a bad time of year for cyclists, what with the weather, darkness and general madness on the roads.

Unusual gunge? Well, spontaneity can be exciting and can bring about unusual combinations. Just going to the cupboard in a moment of passion with your partner, and taking out the first things you get your hands on.

So you might get peanut butter, honey, cooking oil and flour, for example.
Then go in the fridge and get some eggs and marge and last week's casserole leftovers and apply to willing partner - who will appreciate the spontaneity of it all, as you destroy her new hairdo and best top (i am presuming your partner loves sploshing!).

Smooth-whipped sloppy clay feels divine, gives spectacularly dense coverage and is surprisingly simple to clean up afterwards.

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good contrasts for me...

nice to see the smartness messed up

well starbrightnight,the prick couldnt see me cos his windscreen was still frosted!! n i got several cracked ribs n a broken arm 2 show 4 it.! anyway,enough moaning,i think im guna try a few of the suggestions soon.a mate told me to try blended up cereal mixed with custard.apparently its real goey,but lovely when warm!!

Take a big bowl, tip in some clotted cream, angel delight, blamange, extra thick yogurt, raw eggs. Give it a good stir and you should have a really disgusting mess that is great for sploshing with.