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This is not to be confused with going down on Candy for the third time – that’s a different thread.

Candy had expressed a desire to sink completely in mud, despite me telling her how difficult this is. So after the last Bristol Splunch Candy, Sammi and I went to Dunnington (not the Yorkshire one) to explore a mud pit and see if we could turn her dream into a reality.

Despite her best efforts, she could not sink beyond her armpits (Archimedes’ principle, don’t you know – nothing to do with her ‘flotation aids’) so Sammi was called upon in a supporting role to do the opposite of supporting and in fact to help plunge her beneath the surface. She went under twice, but decided they weren’t deep enough, so with Sammi exerting all her might and propelling Candy down almost to the full extent of Sammi’s arms she sank for a third time, hoping to stay under for a while – but no, she popped back up again; something to do with having lungs full of air.

Both girls loved the mud there, despite being almost completely exhausted, and want me to locate suitable local accommodation so that we can spend a weekend there and really enjoy ourselves (next year, when the weather gets warmer), and if I can get them to remember the whereabouts of the camera, and not to keep masking each other I might just be tempted.

Wow. Spectacular.

I bet Candy took some pushing down with those natural bouyancy aids she owns.

Picture 0243 reminds me of the Slits - Cut - album cover.

Superb pics and what quality looking mud.

OOhhh brilliant, thanks - been dying to see these pics!

Mike Nomic wrote:This is not to be confused with going down on Candy for the third time – that’s a different thread.

LOL mike

Mike Nomic wrote:if I can get them to remember the whereabouts of the camera, and not to keep masking each other I might just be tempted

well, having learnt from this try at it I shall certainly bear that in mind - and next time me and sammi run off, all too eager to jump in, feel free to tell us to hang on a minute and pose, lol. I did try to keep the camera in mind but sinking so quickly was rather distracting so a bit of direction and reminders about it would be good.

Didnt help that we were miles away from you either.... next time, if we use dunnington again at least we know where the more solid areas of mud are, it would be good to maybe get set up further up that path towards the solid bit and take it all a bit more slowly....

having a weekend there and therefore less time pressure would also help. Cant believe how long it took to get there from the entrance, and then back again.

so, all that set, now all we have to rely on is the weather

love the photos - really great! looks like you both had a fantastic time although judging by the last photo, it was pretty tiring.

never one to wish my life away but roll on the good weather and much more of the same....!

OMG!!! Now that's proper mud fun amazing pics... so have to try that.

If you need a second pair of hands to help you under

M x

THAT'S what I call mudlarking.
That mud looks good enough to eat...I guess you probably did eat some of it too Candy

Squelch wrote:THAT'S what I call mudlarking.
That mud looks good enough to eat...I guess you probably did eat some of it too Candy

Yes I did end up eating some...lol and was getting it out of my ears for WEEKS

Wonderful pics Candy!

Guess what Honey, I am, keep up the good work

Thats a sort of keeping it in the family.

Nice array of implements there

Candys_Mum wrote::D Guess what Honey, I am, keep up the good work

Thanks mum! And I will dont you worry xxxxxxx

Sorry, did I miss something here? Is this for real?

BillShipton wrote:Sorry, did I miss something here? Is this for real?

No bill you havent missed anything thats my mum alright - I told her about my muddy pics last night and the especially the one that mike had titled 'my mum would be so proud'

and, she is! - so she decided to come here and make it known. lol

Cool. I think you mind be our first Mum and Daughter combo!

She looks a fine lady!