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just a thought if you had a chance to get messy,gunge,throw in the mud cover in cream well anything that takes you fancy what would you do??

this goes out to both boys and girls.

Got to be thrown in the mud!! Its the very best!!

OR GET DOWN AND PROPER DIRTY AND HAVE A DRUNKEN FOOD FIGHT WITH HER. AMONGST OTHER THINGS.... (hands could wander towards cream pies)

With you.........

I'd like to get all dressed up with DD and then have a pie fight of sorts.

Maybe have some kind of contest where the loser gets messed up by the winner.

Of course i'd do my best to lose in those circumstances.

So to me its almost like asking "what would i like DD to do to me". lol

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GungeSlut wrote:I'd make a load of pies and gunge with her then lie in wait to ambush you lot

Oooh that sounds wonderful.

great plan GS!

thanks to slavetogunge for the thread, im curious to see what you'd all do to me!

Make her a nice cup of tea and torture her evil sibling

I would pie her head to toe with every type of pie you can then let her tie me to a chair and take her revenge

I would welcome her to my dining room, compliment her on her fine evening wear and graciously seat her. I would pour her a glass of wine and then take her order. I would disappear into the kitchen and then a few moments later, regardless of what her order was, re-enter with the dessert trolley.
I would ask her if anything took her fancy. She would point out whichever cream pie, gateaux or cake took her eye the most and I would pick it up off the trolley and bring it to her for closer inspection. If she was sure of her choice I would compliment her on her impecable taste, place my hand on her lovely shoulder and then firmly push the dessert into her face, being careful to thoroughly squish it around until she was completely covered and had cream dripping down onto her ample breasts.
Then I would ask her for her second choice. Once this choice was made I would pull her evening dress open slightly and place the creamy confection down her top, rubbing it all over her breasts until her nipples were pert with excitement.
Then I would ask her to stand. I would take the largest of the pies from the trolley, place it upon her seat and request that she return slowly and gently to her seated position. I would then ask if the dessert was to her liking, or would she prefer extra cream with it. If etxra cream was requested I would pull up her dress, pull the top of her knickers to and fill them with cream until the excess cream spilled onto her thighs, which I would then offer to lick clean.
I'll leave the rest to your imaginations...

I think first I'd have to tie her to a chair.

..... and leave her there apparently

Guess I'll have yo finish that now

well....
After the tieing upper. I think I would start with the devilish, annoyingly hard to clean Flour&Water. Nice facial and hair shampoo should start off well. Followed by a soothing bucket of cold custard over the head. Think then we'd have to start with the pies. Soft flans with custard (i like custard ), and prolly some shaving foam (as our cream is erm well... rank, also clouds up the eyes). 2 or 3 to the face. 1 or 2 to the top of the head, got to love the trickling custard... and a few sandwiches...
Couldnt end it with out a couple to those nice Bazumbas
To finish, perhaps a nice big bucket of MC slime... After which I would unshackle the poor soul, and offer myself to be cleansed of my sins...

MC Slime? Is he some kind of sleazy drum and bassist? Or a new addition to the McDonald's pound saver menu....