The Splosh UK Forum

And no, before you ask, I don't mean that I've just become a father for the first time.
Also, before I start, I should point out that this isn't WAM related, but godammit I've just got to tell somebody about last night!
As regular lukers here may already be aware, I am currently embroiled in a passionate love affair with a nice young lady who happens to be engaged to someone else. I believe I've mentioned this fact more than once as we do have the occassional messy session together. But anyway, this nice young lady has a twin sister who I had a fling with a few years ago and who still has the hots for me - and last night this situation reached...how shall I put this...an omega point, a hubris, as it were, and basically, we all did it together.
Yes, I spent a couple of quite infeasibly exciting hours playing spin the bottle with a pair of sexy twins; there was much snogging, oil was poured, boobs were caressed, orifices were filled and faces were sat on. And what's more the whole session was filmed!!!
Man, it's a good time to be me, I can tell you.
The next step, obviously, is to get the two of them together again and introduce some custard pies into the equation. They've both WAMmed with me before, albeit seperately, so with a little bit of luck and some careful planning...you never know.
I will of course keep you posted.

OK, you're just showing off, but we'll let you just this once! So long as you send us some pics of them when you splosh them!

Hayley (in a wifi-enabled car park!)

Welshcakes... you lucky lucky lucky b*stard

I'll second that

...you've ....you're living the goddamn dream! the amount of times i wanted Fun House Melanie and Martina in a three way.

Goddamn you lucky lucky duck.

Congratulations

are they identical twins??? you are one lucky guy, wish it would happen to me some day..

with the right technology , speedy growth and cloning, you too could have your own identical twin threesome!

Ta-Da!

blimey i feel like an infomercial. but fuck, that would be cool!

x

They're almost identical, which I know sounds like a contradiction in terms. They look 95% the same, so you can tell them apart...just. God, I'm so lucky!!!!!!!!!

welshcakes wrote: I believe I've mentioned this fact more than once as we do have the occassional messy session together.

Hmm just once or twice... no offense but I remain slightly sceptical... must be getting old Look forward to any evidence of this filming.

oh muckypup you little skeptic.

i doubt mr welshcakes would make it all up, if he was making it up he'd say he had a big messy free for all with the both of them at once.

yeah clare and her sister wouldnt do it, i wouldnt do it with my sisters either, but lest we forget there are people out there who have shagged mother and daughter teams!

i say go you, you're a damn lucky guy welshcakes!

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id like it if it was melanie and martina and i was dominating them lol.

i'd love two twin blokes pampering me and being all yummy to me if i was single, of course.

lol

Thanks for sticking up for me there, DD, although I can't blame muckypup for being sceptical. I'd find it hard to believe as well if the shoe were on the other foot. I did take a handful of pics with my digital camera, for "personal use", but there's absolutely no way I would post them without their permission.

no problem welshcakes, i'll get sticky for you anytime!

i mean...stick up for yoyu ...*ahem*

my mistake, i'll get my coat

Do you reckon Pat Sharp had Mel and Mart backstage at Funhouse?

Once he had one, he could rerun the fun....