Come on, Mess up Hayley the town slut!

[Hayley]

Ooooh, you big rough boy!

I can take any amount of that sort of rough treatment (though maybe on PM).

Is that two young farmers we have now? Never imagined farmers could like the Anti-Nowhere League...then again there;s that "I've fucked sheep, I've fucked goats" line!

Thanks

Hayley

[Jonny]

(ahem YFC member here too, must be something about the mud/mess opportunities in clubs... and nothing to do with any hooved animal)

And that doesnt mean I fuck chickens either

[DecadentDoll]

Don't lie you cornish chicken fucker you, we all have our suspicions as to what you get up to at night in the barn!

dirty!

[andy250]

Now I know why they kept an eye on you in Plymouth!!!! it was the chicken rustling............ still playing with crop circles???

Andy

[Jonny]

Don't get me started on plymouthians!

[andy250]

Ok I feel its time I gave Hayley, a good messing in some office wear...
Nice Cream satin Blouse and short black skirt, stockings and some nice shoes I feel.

Think we will start by having you tied in the chair, can't have you running off now.... I think I would start by pouring 3 ltrs of cooking oil over you, this should make thing shine a little bit, this would be followed by a margaine and black poster paint shampoo, followed by a catering tin of tomato soup down you back!!! might as well un-clasp your bra strap while i'm there.... Now its time to pass the flans I'd get everbody in the office to flan you (shame their is 30 peeps in the office!!!!) now its time to put some chocolate custard in your shoes, so you can squid your toes about.
Next its time too paint you black skirt, time for some poster paint yellow and green I feel, I would actuall use a brush to paint your bum (dont want it washing out first go!!!!!) Time for the stockings too get a good dose of custard now I feel, plenty of rubbing it in here I feel.
Time to rip your blouse to bits its only the right thing to do I feel, followed by trashing of the skirt, stocking ripped to shreds, off with bra!!!!!. Then its time for 4 buckets of natrasol just in case you aren't messy enough.

Nice day at the office then......

Andy
(no need to wash the skirt its way past that)

[spartan]

Provided a ketchup facial, a sausage up each nose, tuna in the panties, Salad cream in the boots, brown sauce under the arm pits and plenty of cottage cheese in the bra, dusted off with a whole bag of flour.

Worked a treat. She was a Messy Slut by the end.

T

[Hayley]

How many noses have I got?

Talking of which...we liked this pic of Koko-Li who has done a private session at the studio and is really nice to work with. And very tolerant - as you may gather!

The pic is NOT from the session!

Hayley

[animal_obtrudes]

wow...whats in her mouth?

[Hayley]

I'm guessing that's an inflatable gag.

Not that I would know about such things...ahem.

Hayley

[MikeyLL]

I'm guessing that's an inflatable gag.

Not that I would know about such things...ahem.

Hayley

Yeah right !

As for her being "tolerant", crikey !! I knew smoking was bad for your health but that looks pretty serious........and interesting !!

[Spinynorman and Frilly]

Hope her hands aren't tied. Could be dodgy when the cigs burn down.

Whilst on the subject of bondage gear (we were weren't we?). Have Splosh ever done any wam bondage or wam in fetish type gear?

[Hayley]

Errr hello?

Have you been to the Mad Macs section of Channel Free on our site?

Hayley

[Spinynorman and Frilly]

The MM section is very nice indeed but perhaps we should have been more specific. The medium in question was video. Have there been any Splosh films that have featured fetish type gear?

[Hayley]

Mucky Puppies has two pvc scenes.

It is hosted by Georgie in the full pvc gear (catsuit and boots) who ends up getting mercilessly pied and frigging herself silly (she did this for real, Bill remembers the fanny fart!). It is a very horny scene.

The other is a large girl called Jenny rolling around in the mud in a pvc dress and boots.

We have just received 20 hours of pvc and mud material on video from one of our devoted fans, and will be editing that together as soon as possible.

Hayley