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PostPosted: 19 Sep 2008, 15:09
by Jim
A messy session with Candy.

A thought well worth considering.

PostPosted: 19 Sep 2008, 15:11
by Jim
A messy session with Candy.

A thought well worth considering.

PostPosted: 19 Sep 2008, 15:13
by Jim
You see what you've done Candy. Sent the message twice, I can't think straight.............oh my God!

PostPosted: 19 Sep 2008, 15:23
by driversoft
Jim wrote:You see what you've done Candy. Sent the message twice, I can't think straight.............oh my God!


Can't think straight, huh?

Is it just me, or has anyone else wondered how Uri Geller masturbates???

Straight... no - straight..........



















OK, it's just me then....

PostPosted: 19 Sep 2008, 16:00
by Candy Custard
Jim wrote:You see what you've done Candy. Sent the message twice, I can't think straight.............oh my God!


GOOD! thats what we like to hear :twisted:

email me m'darlin I will make sure you thoughts stay...er... unstraight? lol

CC xxx

PostPosted: 19 Sep 2008, 16:01
by Candy Custard
driversoft wrote:
Can't think straight, huh?

Is it just me, or has anyone else wondered how Uri Geller masturbates???

Straight... no - straight..........



















OK, it's just me then....


yes that ones definitely just you :shock:

PostPosted: 19 Sep 2008, 17:58
by dirty_oliver
Oh, I thought this was a thread about the wit and comedy of John Sessions.

Sploshing Candy is a much better topic though. :D

PostPosted: 20 Sep 2008, 21:08
by rentbook2u
Never mind repeating yourself. The thought of Candy sessions have resulted in my inability to speak.

Luckily I can still type. Carry on like this and I'll be a dead ringer for Stephen Hawkins. :shock:

PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 00:10
by jammed06
well speaking from experience candy is definatly "involved" shall we say. i only went to fix her computer n ended up in that legendry pool of hers! all good though. :D

PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 00:48
by Candy Custard
jammed06 wrote:well speaking from experience candy is definatly "involved" shall we say. i only went to fix her computer n ended up in that legendry pool of hers! all good though. :D


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :shock: :twisted:

PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 11:59
by Jim
Sharp intake of breath whilst remaining outwardly calm.........

What am I letting myself in for? :shock:

PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 13:42
by Candy Custard
Jim wrote:Sharp intake of breath whilst remaining outwardly calm.........

What am I letting myself in for? :shock:


a fabulous sploshy time my dear, thats what. I am a pussycat. I dont bite or scratch though, only purr :wink:

PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 13:59
by dirtydids
Candy Custard wrote:
Jim wrote:Sharp intake of breath whilst remaining outwardly calm.........

What am I letting myself in for? :shock:


a fabulous sploshy time my dear, thats what. I am a pussycat. I dont bite or scratch though, only purr :wink:


:lol: :lol: :lol: A lovely pussycat as well who loves her custard :wink:

dids
xxxx

PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 14:28
by Jim
a fabulous sploshy time my dear, thats what. I am a pussycat. I dont bite or scratch though, only purr :wink:[/quote]

When you put it like that how can I possibly refuse?

PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 14:29
by Candy Custard
dirtydids wrote:
Candy Custard wrote:
Jim wrote:Sharp intake of breath whilst remaining outwardly calm.........

What am I letting myself in for? :shock:


a fabulous sploshy time my dear, thats what. I am a pussycat. I dont bite or scratch though, only purr :wink:


:lol: :lol: :lol: A lovely pussycat as well who loves her custard :wink:

dids
xxxx


lol dids thats you as well hehe except maybe you are cheeky cockney pussycat that likes custard. rofl


hows u lovey? xx