The Splosh UK Forum

Hello everyone!

I was wondering if someone wouldn't mind offering some handy hints and tips regarding a fun evening in sploshing!

Specifically I am curious about how much 'stuff' should be to hand, the splash factor (what sort of room and how much mess it entails); you know, the sort of unasked questions!

Very noobish of me naturally, but I felt it best to ask all the same.

Cheers

hi,i wouldnt worry how much stuff you have.just use what ever is at hand and go for it.!as long as you have fun,then who cares what you use,or how you do it.use a bit of imagination and maybe a load of beer!!!!!! have fun xxxx

Myself and Eden recently started having our own sessions at home... well, back in January, so it's a while ago now... if you have any specific questions drop me a PM or whatever, but basically I'd say it depends what you have in mind and how you're planning to clear up...

In fact, by single biggest piece of advice is do whatever you want to do, just have a plan of how you're going to clean it up... Stuff goes everywhere if you do pieings, while gungings are a bit easier to control splatter.

Sploshing is so varied that I'd just consider what it is about the fetish that turns you on....and plan accordingly!!

eg, if it's Laurel & Hardy type slapstick custard pie humour you probably need plenty of polythene around the floor and walls.

if you just like the idea of seeing your mrs disappear under gallons of treacle you can probably do it in the bath.

like everyone else says though its probaly best to give the clean up some thought before you start....unless of course it's the idea of impromtu sploshing that really turns you on

ENJOY

Just make sure that you cover anything you don't want splatted. Things like porridge and cake can be flushed down the toilet, while most other things like ice cream sauce can go down the shower hole, etc. And the room you're doing it in might smell after so do it somewhere you can ventilate!


And if you take pictures, post them here!

If you've got a big bathroom, or it's something you can do in the bath then that's the place.
A shower cubicle can also be fun.

Failing that, if you've got a kitchen floor that easy to clean, then that's the next best place.

If you need to move from one room to another then plan passage.

Finally, maybe concider the garden if possbile - you just need a hose then.

You don't want to spend ages setting up, so if you've a space that's easy the clean/won't need much protecting/etc. then use it.

If you go for substances that disolve in water that'll also be a plus at the end, but if you've using solids plan disposal and if you're using a bath, put the plug in!!... you don't want a blocked drain at the end now!!

Allow a couple of hours for cleanup - you never know!

Worried about ruining clothes/towel? Go to your local charity shop, maybe buy some cheap stuff from Tesco.

Is cooking oil and/or mayo easy to get out of hair and clean up generally etc?

In my opinion, yes it's easy but mayo can stink a bit after due to the vinegar in it.

Mayo is supposed to be good for split ends!

eden wrote:
And the room you're doing it in might smell after so do it somewhere you can ventilate!

And remember that depending on what you use you may pong a bit as well even after a shower. Even if you don't smell if you get certain types of gunge up your nose you will be convinced that you do.

PleasePieMeMistress wrote:Mayo is supposed to be good for split ends!

....and how exactly would you know lol !!! Back to the topic in hand, though - if you are gonna pie someone - seriously you need to cover walls, furniture, EVERYTHING!!!! I am still finding splat marks on the walls from the weekends fun with Catrina, hehe!!!

Mess wise I'd recommend having more than you think you need, I find what I have is never enough!