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Call me old fashioned, but am I alone in not wanting to include a photograph of my genitalia with every e-mail I send and forum post I make? In fact, I don't think I have ever taken a photo of my old man. Should I be seeking professional help?

And before you ask, yes I would be tending towards using a macro lens rather than other recent posts which have obviously used wide angle!!

But, and to quote blackadder:

Size is no guarantee of quality, Baldrick. Most horses are very well endowed, but that does not necessarily make them sensitive lovers.

yeah i dont realy wana see it all the time either

Much as I enjoy willy watching, clean cock pictures are a total waste of space and our friend will be getting banned before long unless he contributes soemthing other than sausage shots.

Hayley

PS Removed one already today.

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ClownJulie wrote:
PS - photo of a man with a very big cock attached

I think the expression is "LOL"

In return, I hope you don't mind me posting a photo of me holding my knob.

I was playing with it and trying to get it to come off in my hand. But it became very stiff. In fact it was so hard I had to resort to having a quick screw.

Maybe this little gadget should be put on-line to stop our cocksure little friend.

If the stop cock fails, then maybe one of these should be used.

Heehee, that's what I like about this forum. Which other 'adult' forum would include detailed pictures of plumbing accessories.

Yours looking for a good ballcock

Hayley

I fear that you might regret asking for that Hayley

My pleasure Hayley. I think you'll find this is a particularly handsome one...

Hayley wrote:Heehee, that's what I like about this forum. Which other 'adult' forum would include detailed pictures of plumbing accessories.

Yours looking for a good ballcock

Hayley

Your wish is my command.

Although off-topic in a splosh sense, this is quite relevant to this thread. Well it amused me anyway:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D-8W4HXFlE

Squelch wrote:My pleasure Hayley. I think you'll find this is a particularly handsome one...

Preferred the one before! But both made me flush (boom-boom).

Hayley

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