The Splosh UK Forum

anyone else having trouble getting on the site the last few days it seems so slow and i just cant get on the forums

Hi

I have noticed it is very slow getting onto the forums though the home pages load okay. For once we are quicker than they are!! (Pauses for the inevitable post saying how much bigger they are, yeah, yeah I know!). I suspect it is a temporary thing but, yes, it has been true for me too.

Hayley

Whats UMD up to? are they going to charge us special people for access to the forum!!!!

Whats with this UMD Premium thing?

Please tell me Im wrong

I went on umd, as usual, last night and it took me an hour and a half just to read 10 messages. It has never been slower! What is the matter with the thing?

I could get on the wet forum tonight but not the messy one. I don't think it's worth bothering with anymore.

I can't get onto the messy forum right now. God knows what's wrong. Perhaps somebody who frequents both might tell us.

Bill

Hayley wrote:I can't get onto the messy forum right now. God knows what's wrong. Perhaps somebody who frequents both might tell us.

Bill

I think maybe the engine that turns the crankydoodle has run out of steam

If I know the UMD and messmaster, its an issue with the database logs that needs cleaning out again, however messmaster is always really busy!
I'm very sure that in the next few days MM will breeze in and fix the speed issues and a few other bugs I've noticed!

I know its a little frustrating at the moment, but it won't last forever, oh naysayers!!!

leonmoomin wrote:If I know the UMD and messmaster, its an issue with the database logs that needs cleaning out again, however messmaster is always really busy!
I'm very sure that in the next few days MM will breeze in and fix the speed issues and a few other bugs I've noticed!

I know its a little frustrating at the moment, but it won't last forever, oh naysayers!!!

Leon, I think you're spot on about the logs. Something is bogging down the sytem. I've been trying to get in touch with Messmaster for close to 3 weeks to remedy some of the major malfunctions, but I'm not having any luck. Eventually, it'll get fixed but how long that might take is anyones guess.

midniter

peanbens wrote:Whats UMD up to? are they going to charge us special people for access to the forum!!!!

Whats with this UMD Premium thing?

Please tell me Im wrong

The "premium access" allows access to all of the archived images that have been posted on the UMD. There is a fee for this feature, but it's only if you want it. Apart from that, the rest of the UMD is free to access.
I hope this clears up any confusion

midniter

Cant get in at all today.

regards


Andy

Thanks Midnighter

peanbens wrote:Thanks Midnighter

You're very welcome... and please stop spelling my name right

midniter

Funny thing: The pic browser seems to load okay, and what's more is that some people are able to get in to post new material, because..there it is. I assume MM's okay, though? It's rare that he's this far out of the action.

cant get onto anything now :S