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ok everyone iam gona have a massive mess 2moro nyt and use will b the shopin list so any1 who reads this post back 1 thing for me 2 mess in n the photos shal follow the first 15 posts will b wot i mess in thanks for the help and the xtra bit of fun

life is wot u make of it so make it messy as fuck

messysd wrote:ok everyone iam gona have a massive mess 2moro nyt and use will b the shopin list so any1 who reads this post back 1 thing for me 2 mess in n the photos shal follow the first 15 posts will b wot i mess in thanks for the help and the xtra bit of fun

life is wot u make of it so make it messy as fuck

Richard, you write and speak impeccable English, so what do you make of the above? Can someone please translate, lol.

Hello
How about some lovely warm porridge ummmmmmmmmm That is such a lovely feeling running all over your body ,
Look forward to seing the pictures .

splat182002 wrote:

messysd wrote:ok everyone iam gona have a massive mess 2moro nyt and use will b the shopin list so any1 who reads this post back 1 thing for me 2 mess in n the photos shal follow the first 15 posts will b wot i mess in thanks for the help and the xtra bit of fun

life is wot u make of it so make it messy as fuck

Richard, you write and speak impeccable English, so what do you make of the above? Can someone please translate, lol.

I haven't the remotest idea what it means. It saddens me to see our beautiful language being misused in this manner and I wonder what has become of our educational standards.

wetting myself laughing, go on Rich. Only Rich can translate the original message. Even I dont understand it.

he he he he he,

regards

Andy

messysd wrote:ok everyone iam gona have a massive mess 2moro nyt and use will b the shopin list so any1 who reads this post back 1 thing for me 2 mess in n the photos shal follow the first 15 posts will b wot i mess in thanks for the help and the xtra bit of fun

life is wot u make of it so make it messy as fuck

"OK everyone, I am going to have a massive mess tommorow night, and you will make the shopping list, so anyone who reads this, post one item for me to use. Once 15 items have been posted photos of the session will be posted."

That's as close as I can translate.

I'm going to say brown sauce to add to the list, because it's horrible and you deserve it for butchering the English language

Pacman wrote:

messysd wrote:ok everyone iam gona have a massive mess 2moro nyt and use will b the shopin list so any1 who reads this post back 1 thing for me 2 mess in n the photos shal follow the first 15 posts will b wot i mess in thanks for the help and the xtra bit of fun

life is wot u make of it so make it messy as fuck

"OK everyone, I am going to have a massive mess tommorow night, and you will make the shopping list, so anyone who reads this, post one item for me to use. Once 15 items have been posted photos of the session will be posted."

That's as close as I can translate.

I'm going to say brown sauce to add to the list, because it's horrible and you deserve it for butchering the English language

That's one of the best posts I've seen for ages...and Pacman's translation is brilliant. Reminds me of Rab C. Nesbitt with subtitles

Pacman wrote:

messysd wrote:ok everyone iam gona have a massive mess 2moro nyt and use will b the shopin list so any1 who reads this post back 1 thing for me 2 mess in n the photos shal follow the first 15 posts will b wot i mess in thanks for the help and the xtra bit of fun

life is wot u make of it so make it messy as fuck

"OK everyone, I am going to have a massive mess tommorow night, and you will make the shopping list, so anyone who reads this, post one item for me to use. Once 15 items have been posted photos of the session will be posted."

That's as close as I can translate.

I'm going to say brown sauce to add to the list, because it's horrible and you deserve it for butchering the English language

I think that level of mutilation of the English language warrants English mustard and Tabasco sauce.

Mike.

Oh my god.. this post gave me such a great laugh, and I needed one today!

ok how bout a big cream pie..a nice crusty one!!

The pie should put out the fire from the other stuff you're gonna be using

Have fun!!

xoxox Veronica xoxoxox

add some sticky runny hony to the list

lol, is it only me who finds this post on a forum filled with people 18+ worrying? Surely education standards haven't slipped this much? jk

to add to the shopping list, Natural yogurt VERY COLD natural yogurt

Yo dude

Yo popping a cap in ma butt? Wots wiv you wrinklies dissing da kids, innit?

Da Middle aged Woman
Hayley

PS Any know how to pimp a shopping basket on wheels?

Hayley wrote:PS Any know how to pimp a shopping basket on wheels?

Mine don't need no pimping dawg! It's brown with neon spots yo!

messysd wrote:ok everyone iam gona have a massive mess 2moro nyt and use will b the shopin list so any1 who reads this post back 1 thing for me 2 mess in n the photos shal follow the first 15 posts will b wot i mess in thanks for the help and the xtra bit of fun

life is wot u make of it so make it messy as fuck

Hey ther u:)
I gues i misd ya list when i woz away or i wudda sed golden syrup
How ya doin these days?

Messy hugs love from SweetSophie xxx