Messy Olympic Games with my Mock Cock!

[SillyGilly]

Hi all

Haven't the Olympics been great? Well, this week on the Silly House, I've been celebrating with some Olympic Games of my own and very messy (and saucy) they are too.

I've come up with my own events - so in my mini-Olympics out now at www.gillysillyhouse.com you can see me...

Repeatedly pied and soaked in the Sploshing Marathon:
Stripped in the Undressage:
Covering my boobs with jam and custard in the Breast Stroke:
Filling my tiny shorts with eggs in the Egg & Poon Race:
Gunged with stinky brown muck in the 1500 Litres:
Covering my huge mock cock with custard, wanking & licking it off in the Clean & Jerk
Before sitting naked in a cake for the Snatch!

It's even more exciting than the cycling (!) and well worth a medal though I say so myself! The 14 min movie is open to all members right now along with dozens of others, so why not treat yourself and join up for a bit?

Meanwhile here are some highlights....

Love
Gilly x

[SillyGilly]

Smashing eggs is easier than smashing records as I found in the Egg & Poon race before breasting the tape in the 1500 Litres (of ginger cake mix!!)

Then I get out my mock cock for my version of the weightlifting event the Clean & Jerk!!! Just imagine it belongs to you, guys!!

[SillyGilly]

Finally that other weightlifting event - the Snatch. And my snatch is ready to get filled with strawberry gateau followed by a long victory celebration with my fingers....well, I did come first!

See it all now at www.gillysillyhouse.com

[matt2matt2002]

Nice set Gilly.
You've won a gold medal from me for sure.
Thanx

[PleasePieMeMistress]

Wishing I was your mock cock! Would love to have mine treated like that!

[boxster]

Allow me to turn down the air conditioner to about 60F.... (sigh)

Question: why is it the case in the UK that only shaving cream (foam
)pies are used?

Are bakery pies too expensive? I know Cool Whip (collidal whip cream) isn't available there, but is there another reason?

One hopes that one day I can speak with Gillly.

the master of the incoherent sentence.

[Richard]

Question: why is it the case in the UK that only shaving cream (foam)pies are used?.

These pies are real custard pies with whipped cream topping!

[Devo77]

Fantastic pics Gilly! You get a 10 from this american.

[BillShipton]

Fucking typical!

We put up a promo for this just in time for the new hosts to bugger up the member section so nobody can download it at the moment!

Please be patient, it should be downloadable shortly.

Bill

[BillShipton]

Question: why is it the case in the UK that only shaving cream (foam
)pies are used?

Are bakery pies too expensive? I know Cool Whip (collidal whip cream) isn't available there, but is there another reason?
.

Since the Splosh! downloads feature pies of all types as do our DVDs, to say the UK only uses foam is complete bollocks (a UK term).

Gilly's site uses predominantly shaving foam pies because we wanted a circus/clown/Tiswas type look to the mess (rather than a food-based one) with lots of bright colours. But as you can see we use real custard as well for pouring.

[boxster]

Thank you all for your answer.

I was just curious.

This is just a wonderful group of people. I will have more to contribute tomorrow.

don

[Squelch]

Phew!...can't wait for London 2012

The modern Sploshtathlon anyone?? Just off to polish up my pole (vaulting technique)

[BillShipton]

Happy to say the members area is back running properly so feel free to join and see our Olympic heroine.