Hmmmmmm ex squaddie!!
Now i just happen to LOVE uniforms
and Fancy Dress
Dress u up in army T shirt and shorts. I would wear a wicked Black pvc dress suspenders, stockings and thighboots.
Firstly have on hand loads of pies,paint,beans,cream etc and would proceed to wam you, beans of course going inside the pants. Then i would order you into my Clayponds and make sure you got completely smothered, if you showed ANY dissent your head would be ducked and i would sit on it.
Mercedes x