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The fat old man of Splosh! has asked me to tell you guys that his router has broken - after only three months! So if you are expecting an e-mail from him, it may be a couple of days before you get it. You are probably better to text him.

He says it just broke all on its own overnight. I suspect he spilt beer on it. Either way, the ISP are sending a replacement eventually.

Hayley

You are one hell of a women Hayley!!!

Anyway, have the router works properly when it dried, and get well soon, fat old man!

VeraCD wrote:You are one hell of a women Hayley!!!

Too right!

Just spoken to you-know-who and his replacement router hasn't arrived. He is not a happy bunny!

Will have to think of ways to cheer him up!

Several sloppy pies to the face and a gallon of custard inside the front of his trousers should do it

dids

I've got a Bosch deep-plunge router with a number of differently-profiled bits I can lend him if that will help.

Oh, wrong sort of router.

Other suggestions: -
Get him to clean the studio
Let him edit some more video(s) ready for download
Shoot a messy, erotic set
Take him down the pub!

Note how they were listed in ascending order of appeal to Bill.

Mike.

Apparently the ISP say the non-arrival is all the fault of "Arsehole Force" as Bill calls them who are meant to be delivering it today! So now he is stuck indoors hoping they will turn up (as if).

I believe he intends to deep-cleanse the studio (NHS style) next week as he has a number of guests in August including Candy and thanks to the tennis film it whiffs a bit in there, I'm told! So what with him stuck indoors waiting for Pisshole Force, it looks like I have to drive up the coast to pour custard down his trousers and take him to the pub. Or let him suffer till next week when there's a much better band on at the pub!! Hmmmm...no brainer.

Hayley wrote: Or let him suffer till next week when there's a much better band on at the pub!! Hmmmm...no brainer.

Awww...keep the poor fella' happy. Get up there with the ambrosia asap

Hello again

Back now with a new router which might work longer than three months, I hope.

Thanks to Hayley for minding this forum in my enforced absence.

She never did come down to see me, by the way...

Bill

Welcome back, old man!

Thanks Vera...but you forgot 'fat'!!!

Bill

I'll not make the same mistake as Vera.

Welcome back old man fat.

Fat old man welcome back

Any advances on that?

matt2matt2002 wrote:Fat old man welcome back

Any advances on that?

Can't say I'm noted for making advances on fat old men...

that's not what I read on the toilet wall!