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Hi i'm new....

PostPosted: 07 Jul 2006, 18:05
by wamateur
Hi everyone, i'm new here, and just wanted to say hello to you all and introduce myself.

I'm 24 from just south of Cambridge, and i am into WAM! (sounds like WAMMERS anonymous)

I have a limited experience with WAM, i tried it with my ex-girlfriend with great success but sadly we parted a while back. I was the one who always initiated it by dropping hints like "wouldn't it be fun to" or by strategically leaving sloppy food items near the bed ;)

So i have managed to get messy with yoghurts, chocolate sundaes, ice-cream etc but i have always wanted to have ago with porridge oats, but that has never been possible due to the fact in needs too much preperation. I couldn't just suddenly whip up 3 litres of mushy porridge oats with no explanation other than to pour over each other.

I have read over a few threads on here and the reason i love wamming so much is the feeling of lubricity, is that a word? The sliding of the slop over your body and then when 2 bodys meet it becomes a very slippery situation indeed, especially if you have just grabbed the shower curtain and thrown it over the bed and are uncontrollably writhing around with your partner - ooh eerr! Oh and it turns me on like a goodun' ;)

Anyway thats all for now any questions you have about me, i would be more than willing to answer, i will have to get one of those Avatar thing-mees sorted out so you can see what i look like.

JB

PostPosted: 07 Jul 2006, 18:24
by Hayley
Welcome along! Hope you enjoy it all!

Hayley

good fun

PostPosted: 07 Jul 2006, 18:49
by andy250
As long as its good fun keep doing it, you can't beat getting messy :lol:

PostPosted: 07 Jul 2006, 19:11
by messyterry
Hi,

I'm fairly new to this forum myself, but have been involved with WAM for many years. To start, I'm sure everyone on this forum will agree with me when I say you're amongst good friends here with the Splosh forum.

You will get the chance I'm sure before long to sample bucket loads of porridge, just wait. The opportunities will come along probably without you realising it. In the meantime just enjoy yourself getting messy in whatever ways you can.

messyterry

PostPosted: 07 Jul 2006, 19:25
by Sploshman
Welcome mate.

PostPosted: 07 Jul 2006, 20:22
by messymercedes
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm PORRIDGE!!!!!!!

makes a note in the wam book. Hav'nt tried that YET :lol: :lol:


Welcome, we all like getting messy here


Mercedes x

PostPosted: 07 Jul 2006, 20:25
by DELETED
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PostPosted: 07 Jul 2006, 20:26
by slavetogunge
welcome to the mad house just make sure your fridge is always full of custard and chocolate syrup. ok

PostPosted: 07 Jul 2006, 20:31
by BillShipton
messymercedes wrote:Mmmmmmmmmmmmm PORRIDGE!!!!!!!

makes a note in the wam book. Hav'nt tried that YET :lol: :lol:
x


U'm disappointed in you, Mercedes. Porridge is fexcellent. Feels nice and is always warm (unlike mud!).

PostPosted: 07 Jul 2006, 21:45
by Spinynorman and Frilly
Welcome to the fold. Everything and everyone here always seems to be nice, messy and slightly silly. Quite a good combination really.

PostPosted: 07 Jul 2006, 22:38
by stu08
welcome to the site mate

PostPosted: 08 Jul 2006, 00:30
by mudbath
As with everyone else welcome!! Its intresting the number of new sploshers showing up i wonder how many have seen the article in bizarre or is it just a coincedence, as for not trying porridge its one of my faves heavy warm icky mmmmm

PostPosted: 09 Jul 2006, 16:15
by wamateur
Thanks for the welcome, hopefully i will be doing a bit of self wam this week so i'll try and get some pics for you all to have a looksie, anything special you'd like me to wear?

JB

PostPosted: 10 Jul 2006, 00:48
by gooeykez
What sort of thing do you like to wear, are you into cd or just normal clothes.
Gooeykez

PostPosted: 10 Jul 2006, 09:31
by Dumus
Porridge is THE best goo to use. It feels amazing. If you mix in a load of sugar it tastes great too.