by welshcakes » 05 Jul 2006, 20:56
Me? I like a bit of variety in my pies. Sometimes, there's nothing nicer than being splatted repeatedly with some good old shaving cream pies, with shaving cream on paper plates. I love the way it feels so warm and sticks the plate to the face.
I like to have them pushed firmly into my face, not hard, just firmly, and smeared around before being left stuck to my face. I like to have at least a dozen of them, all splatted into my face and rubbed in. Heaven.
But more often than not these days I like to raid the puddings aisle in Tesco's and have a face party. I like to make custard and cream pies, rice pudding pies, dream topping pies, rice pudding and dream topping pies, blancmange pies, angel delight pies - you get the idea - all served in those lovely soft squishy flan cases and, just like the shaving cream pies, served firmly in my face and rubbed in. Nice.
With the sweet pies, I also like to have a good few of them strategically splatted into certain other areas of my body too.
And as for delivering them myself. I like to absolutely smother whoever I'm sploshing with in them. Mostly in the face, but with plenty set aside for the boobs, tummy, bum and front bottom. Which is then licked clean by me. Mmmmm.
Sorry, gotta go. My pants are like a pond now.
Look, if you're all going to throw pies around would you mind throwing them at me!!!
