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SPLOSH! Download Store: Grand Opening Midnight Tonight

PostPosted: 02 Jul 2008, 18:00
by BillShipton
Hi

Yes, the 5th July is D (for Download) Day when SPLOSH! finally enters the world of instant downloads with the launch of it's very own store. No Membership required. No minimum order. Just pick what you like and it will be on your computer to watch as often as you like in minutes.

Of course, we know there are hundreds of download stores out there already but SPLOSH!'s will be different from the vast majority of them. It isn't based around the antics of one model. one substance or one form of clothing. Like the magazine of old, SPLOSH! downloads will literally cover the lot! We want it to be as varied as the wide world of WAM itself with everything from formal and fully dressed to naked and naughty. Food, mud, paint, water, stinky stuff - we intend to use the lot with both favourite sploshing models and total newcomers.

Of course this will take time to build up, but even our first five films - available from Saturday when we'll give you the full address - try to represent as many different aspect of WAM as we can.

Choose from...

The crazy clown antics of Julie and Charlie larking around with dozens of multi-coloured circus-type pies and buckets of slosh...

Yummy Mum Eleanor gently destroying her real wedding dress, stockings and shoes with paint before going bonkers and ripping it to shreds to raucous rock music.

Steph in her best black party dress dancing and stripping to club-style music as she is soaked to the skin, pelted with food, squirted with paint and smothered in syrup and custard with some stunning naked close-ups.

New girl Kate's visit to Sammy-Jane's cafe where she is mistaken for the woman who ran off with Sam's fella the night before and so treated to her entire menu of sloppy and sticky desserts. A treat for mini-skirt and knee boot fans

And finally for now...

Some totally over the top sploshing in the old fashioned style as schoolma'am Miss Georgina teaches 'schoolgirl' Tracie the alphabet with every conceivable type of mess - sweet, savoury, muddy, greasy, oily, the lot. And that's before the teacher finishes off with her tongue and vibrator.

All well shot, well edited and packed with silly SPLOSH! jokes and storylines. Full details will follow after we open
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Forget the credit crunch. With prices starting at under £3 and only going up to just under a fiver for more than 20 over-the-top minutes, the future just got a whole lot brighter.

See you on Saturday!

Bill & Hayley

PostPosted: 02 Jul 2008, 18:53
by snake
great news Bill!

I'm sure to be one of your first customers...!

PostPosted: 02 Jul 2008, 20:06
by Spinynorman and Frilly
All sounds good Bill but there are two scenarios there that sound particularly nice. :)

PostPosted: 03 Jul 2008, 00:43
by Devo77
Fantastic news Bill! Can't wait to see the new download store.
Good luck!

PostPosted: 03 Jul 2008, 01:07
by jon42
Congrats Bill, hope it all launches nice and smoothly.

PostPosted: 03 Jul 2008, 09:41
by BillShipton
I have tried the store out and it works! We have deliberately used an existing set-up so that there aren't any teething troubles.

Bill

PostPosted: 03 Jul 2008, 13:41
by Dumus
Finally!

Thats awesome work Bill, I cannot wait.

Please can we have knicker filling ones in there and ofc my fave thick heavy porridge? he he. :lol:

PostPosted: 03 Jul 2008, 18:17
by BillShipton
Dumus wrote:Finally!

Thats awesome work Bill, I cannot wait.

Please can we have knicker filling ones in there and ofc my fave thick heavy porridge? he he. :lol:


Both knicker filling (including a spectacular wedgie) and heavy porridge feature very prominently in the Tracie & Georgie film.

Only 36 hours to go...

Bill

PostPosted: 04 Jul 2008, 19:09
by BillShipton
Well the red tarpaulin has been rolled out and the celebrities are gathering at Splosh! House for the launch of the download store later tonight. Midnight to be accurate! Hayley has slipped into something shiny and I am in my best evening dress Tiswas teeshirt (now where is that gold suit when you need it!). The fireworks are standing by and the ice buckets are chilling the Stella as we speak. You can cut the atmosphere with a cricket stump, as Murray Walker once said...

Must mingle...

Viewers wishing to see more bloody Wimbledon instead, should press the red button now.

Bill

PostPosted: 04 Jul 2008, 19:48
by Aufpet
So whose staying up late for the Grand Opening tonight then?

(I'm eyeing up 3 downloads already!), although I've already had a couple of Magners.

Just need to pace myself between now and Twelve!

PostPosted: 04 Jul 2008, 19:55
by ClownJulie
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PostPosted: 04 Jul 2008, 20:17
by Richard
Wear a low cut evening dress Julie, with room in the cleavage to recieve plenty of the creamy goodies from the buffet!

PostPosted: 04 Jul 2008, 20:31
by BillShipton
We have gone to well known non-Kerry Katona party food specialists Piesland for our buffet. I am sure you will find something to your taste, Julie. And thank you from bringing the big white baps, I am sure we will find something to fill them with during the course of the evening.

Bill & Hayley

PS Stay up till midnight and cut down on the Magners (another of our occasional tipples though it gives me terrible wind) and you could be the very first to download something. We should know who it is from our records. If it is a forum regular then we will..err...give you a free copy of something at a future date.

PostPosted: 04 Jul 2008, 20:41
by Spinynorman and Frilly
Okay then brace yourself for a very daft question but where is the down load site? :?

PostPosted: 04 Jul 2008, 20:57
by BillShipton
If we told you that it would be open now!

That's what we reveal at midnight....