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Hello,

I have spent the day baking in the car finding some outdoor locations for Wamdrogony I found three up in Rivington, anyway got back about three it was swelletering so I decied to have a bath. Then I suddenly got the urge for a wam session (sure the girls in the shop heard me!!!!)

We had some out of date things from Saturday's shoot so I used them up, eggs, yogurt, cooking oil, a trifle (guess where that went!!) some soup, I also bought some stilton and brockoli opened that but it stank even I wouldn't wam with that!!!! oops forgot the mayonaise!!

Got a plastic sheet and kept putting stuff on it and then lying on it get my clothes more and more wrecked and stinky!!! nice blue blouse with the silver pjs bottoms. By the time I had finished I was in a right state. It ended with a Louise Hodges orgasm, (this was a conversation we had at one of the splosh days while getting changed???) can't move let alone think or speak orgasm!!!!!

Nice way to start my Hols me feels!!!!!

Andy
(no longer smelling of Yogurt!!!0

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Was proper having a messy day yesterday. Recovered now though, back to custard I feel.

Andy

I like stinky sometimes. Usually not when it's hot though cos the smell seems to linger longer.

I am dying for some cool mess now!!

Hayley

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Stop it, GS, that's not fair. I'm still working!

hayley

Warm up here today, had a bath earlier on was tempted to put the new white pjs on, I managed to behave this time, it won't last long though.

Andy

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Don't, there is now way the new pjs are staying clean up to the weekend I'm on holiday and the gunge cupboard is still half fulll. Confess now to ordering some more natrasol yesterday... guess what I've got no camera!!!!!! we are denied (maybe its a good thing the net will probably explode with me pics!!!!)

Andy

So what's a Louise Hodges orgasm? Or do you have to be in the know???

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Hats off to Hayley, the wording over the pie sandwich will remain as one of the funniest things I've ever heard, will think about when having a bad will always make me laugh.

As for the orgasm Muckypup you'll have to try one sometime, I find for it too work for me it normally has to be when having a fantasy wam, ie self wamming, you can work the rest out yourselves.

Andy
(started giggling again!!!!)

Hayley

If you are in the North Nottinghamshire/South Yorkshire area this week i will always meet you at the Humber estuary (hehehe camera included) That will cool you down

Sadly my work patch is strictly south of the M25!

Hayley