LONDON MEET - Heads Up . . . . . . 28th September !

View · by **Lizzie_Claymore** » 19 Jul 2006, 00:11

By the way, I meant to say ages ago that I have added the date to the automatic calendar on UK Regional WAM Groups Area No 6 (South East England). It should automatically be delivered directly into the mailboxes of members of that group about 2 weeks then 1 week before the event to remind them.

On the other matter, the Deeper Meaning of Liff is a wonderful work by the late great Douglas Adams. (I assume that's what you meant GS?)

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View · by **Vigster** » 19 Jul 2006, 08:56

Claymore_wam wrote:
On the other matter, the Deeper Meaning of Liff is a wonderful work by the late great Douglas Adams. (I assume that's what you meant GS?)

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This book is truly a work of art. Did you know that a breadworth is someone who knows every type of bread around!!??

Yeah Yeah I know ..... You didn't know and probably didn't care but hey It'llgive you some pub ammo!

View · by **messymercedes** » 19 Jul 2006, 11:14

DOH!!! Guess everyone is right,I am a dumb dizzy messy Blonde

Mercedes x

View · by **easy_as_** » 19 Jul 2006, 12:06

messymercedes wrote:DOH!!! Guess everyone is right,I am a dumb dizzy messy Blonde

Mercedes x

Yes, well it's ok , we still love ya whatever Cede ! ! ! !

One of my fave definitions is Radlett.

Radlett :- The dried empty shell of a single hemisphere of a pea that is found in an otherwise perfectly washed and dried saucepan.

View · by **Hayley** » 19 Jul 2006, 12:35

No, Easy As, like luggage on railway stations you should never leave your thread unattended. All kinds of tangents are likely to be shot off in from obscure motor sports (it's a well known pub rant of Bill's) to Doiuglas Addams books. Personally I'm more a Roger's Profanisaurus girl!

Love
Hayley

View · by **easy_as_** » 19 Jul 2006, 14:03

Hayley wrote: Personally I'm more a Roger's Profanisaurus girl!

Love
Hayley

Darn the one time I want to reference it, it's blooming packed away waiting to move house !

I can only manage a rather tame:-

Air Biscuit, it is some kind of fart, but there is probably a better definition in the hardback version I have tucked away in a box !

Having said that about leaving a thread unattended . . . I am sure there is no harm done ! It's all good :wink:

LOL

P.S. . . . . and speaking of, er, the Meaning of Liff (Life even) and Douglas Adams . . . . . . this is post number 42 (for me) . . . . FORTY-TWO ! What can it all mean ?
Probably nothing to Mr Mellie ( mind goes blank trying to create the other half of the euphimism for 42 :shock:

) .

View · by **messymercedes** » 19 Jul 2006, 15:23

Profanisauras!!! Euphanisms! Fucking hell will you lot please STOP looking in the dictionary for words i dont know

and speak proper bloody english PLEASE :oops:

Mercedes x
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View · by **Phantom** » 19 Jul 2006, 17:24

Got to add my fave from Roger's Profanisaurus:

Neptune's Kiss: When you release a particularly sturdy dump and the splash sends one cool, refreshing, crystal clear droplet of water right to the centre of your ringpiece.

Now that's like poetry. First time I read that, I nearly cried. Thank you, Roger Mellie.

Phantom

View · by **Lizzie_Claymore** » 19 Jul 2006, 18:02

I love that Neptune's Kiss definition. Had me laughing out long and loud! Haven't come across the Roger Mellie book (assuming that's what it is, rather than just a continuous output of Viz.)

However, returning to Douglas Adams, I do love the interconnected nature of DNA's work - the attention to detail is exquisite. For example:

Under B...

Botley (n)
The prominent stain on a man's trouser crotch seen on his return from the lavatory. A botley proper is caused by an accident with the push taps and should not be confused with any stain caused by insufficient waggling of the willy (see piddletrenthide)

Later on in the dictionary under P...

Piddletrenthide (n)
A trouser stain caused by a wimbledon (q.v.). Not to be confused with a botley.

And even further on, under W...

Wimbledon (n)
The last drop which, no matter how much you shake it, always goes down your trouser leg.

Genius!

One hopes that this won't lead to a permanent ....

Wetwang (n)
A moist penis.

...other than by wamming, of course!

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View · by **Lizzie_Claymore** » 19 Jul 2006, 22:15

No, not really .... I was just trying to demonstrate DNA's attention to detail for linking things together and it's just that those entries are hilarious as there's such resonance there. What he's described happens to most blokes sooner or later so we can all nod and laugh at that.

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View · by **Lizzie_Claymore** » 20 Jul 2006, 20:54

Ewwwwwwwwww sounds so unclean Wimbledon yuck.

There must be parts of Wimbledon that are lovely, surely, if only the bits inhabited by the Wombles?! :-)

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View · by **easy_as_** » 21 Jul 2006, 09:17

GungeSlut wrote:wombles are so comon they were proud of it too told every one in their song. "Comon are we" not only comon but proud of it! Dreadful simply dreadful.

I'll wager that is an unfortunate misconception caused by the poetic license of the scan or meter of the music / lyrics.

Madame Cholet was posh, she was also French. Great Uncle Bulgaria seemed quite well spoken too . . . . . . . . although I am sure you could argue your point about the new Womble characters.

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