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Hi all you crazy messy peeps

I did my 5th burlesque performance on Thursday night in Belfast. I was a sloppy dinnerlady, who had a bit of a kerfuffle with sassy schoolgirl Princess Bizarro over the pies i was serving for dinner!

She refused to eat hers, and showed me how mad she was by dumping green and pink custard on my head. A chase ensued, and we ran around the stage pieing eachother up... i also slipped on my ass panto style in a puddle of the custard.

Now it wasnt mess-a-geddon... BUT the messiest stage show yet. I will have pictures soon as people send them to me lol HURRY UP MIKE!

Anyway, Princess Bizarro had a lot of fun and says she'd do stuff for the site if you all want?

Do you think we'd make a good double act? :







let me know!

Wow, what a terrific double act.

Not just one, but surely two, of the world's most gorgeous women. Can't wait to see those photos.

a great double act if you ask me

Princess Bizarro and yourself DD - isn't that a treble act?

I would love to see more of your friend, DD.

Mmmm... 2 girsl + lots of mess and sploshing = AWESOMENESS!!!

Wa-hey-hey Doll, lookin mighty fine from this angle babe.

More! More! More!
You two go together just like peaches and cream. Lots of cream.

Yay! You know we'd love you both to do something for our site! Look forward to it big time. And seeing your dinner lady routine.

Keep comedy live!

Love
Hayley

Nice one DD would seem you may have a double act on the cards, keep on wamming.

Andy

Think DD has a fine double act of her own! Those poor bald dwarvfes stuffed down her top!

Two bald dwarfs? That would be Plumpy and Gropey, I'm guessing....

Hayley

Mmmm... gropey...

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Hahha two bald dwarves. They're like puppies fighting under a blanket lol. Yah I know I've got a double act down my top, but my boobs cant throw pies back at me!

I'm ecstatic to have Princess Bizarro with me, and yeah GS it is mega fun to be able to get revenge on someone totally up for it.

im sure the lady herself will be mega happy with the encouraging comments, and I hope to continue the splosh act for a long time to come. I'm not even being paid, it's completely for the glory!

We're performing on stage at Belfast's Gay Pride 2006... with 5,000 people looking on as i get pied.... lol anyone gonna come watch?


Anyway guys, thanks so much for the encouraging comments, i've also got another girl on the cards too , more on that soon

it seems im a dirty influence on Belfast girls