Lack of Muddy Pictures Lately

Come on you girls and chaps, where are all muddy pictures – with all this rain we have had, there must be some good mud, I have found loads lately, or has it only been raining in Norfolk.
Mercedes you have not posted many (muddy pictures) lately, thought that was your favourite? I used to live in Essex, I know as well as you, that there is bucket loads of the stuff near you, plenty to go round as they say, come on get back to you first love MUD and give all us blokes and girls a good completely muddy covered pose or should I come down to Essex and throw/push you in some of the stuff myself!!
And yeah, you – SweetSophie, lets see more of you totally cover in the brown stuff if not even bathing in it, but to be honest you both look good in anything messy.
Why not a combination of mud and custard for instance
Food for thought, perhaps not the right word to use, but you all know what I mean
Corporal Custard
Mercedes you have not posted many (muddy pictures) lately, thought that was your favourite? I used to live in Essex, I know as well as you, that there is bucket loads of the stuff near you, plenty to go round as they say, come on get back to you first love MUD and give all us blokes and girls a good completely muddy covered pose or should I come down to Essex and throw/push you in some of the stuff myself!!
And yeah, you – SweetSophie, lets see more of you totally cover in the brown stuff if not even bathing in it, but to be honest you both look good in anything messy.
Why not a combination of mud and custard for instance
Food for thought, perhaps not the right word to use, but you all know what I mean
Corporal Custard