Which Fictional Character Would You Splosh?

Hi
Had an interesting chat the other day which I think you might like to join in. It was about fictional characters from TV, films and books we fancied (yes, it was in the pub) and it set me thinking it would be even better to pick the ones you want to get messy (or have them mess you, if you prefer).
It has to be the characters you want, not the person playing them (although obviously they overlap) - ie Scully rather than Gillian Anderson (my second choice) but they can be real, cartoon, anything...
To give you an idea...my first choice has to be Jessica Rabbit from Whatever Happened to Roger Rabbit. Okay, she's a cartoon but with Kathleen Turner's voice, that body and THAT attitude, she so deserves a good pieing!
Nominations, please....
Bill
Had an interesting chat the other day which I think you might like to join in. It was about fictional characters from TV, films and books we fancied (yes, it was in the pub) and it set me thinking it would be even better to pick the ones you want to get messy (or have them mess you, if you prefer).
It has to be the characters you want, not the person playing them (although obviously they overlap) - ie Scully rather than Gillian Anderson (my second choice) but they can be real, cartoon, anything...
To give you an idea...my first choice has to be Jessica Rabbit from Whatever Happened to Roger Rabbit. Okay, she's a cartoon but with Kathleen Turner's voice, that body and THAT attitude, she so deserves a good pieing!
Nominations, please....
Bill