I need ideas for 28 different substances...

preferably sweet or sticky ones or with no bits, except maybe beans...
It will be my birthday on 10th June and I will be getting rather sploshed and behaving very childishly in an attempt to deny my 28 years on this planet and be 18 instead.
However! I prefer 28 when it comes to the number of different goo products that will be liberally chucked at, poured in my knickers, and spread over me...etc etc
yes of course you guys are going to get the pics... but what shall I do it with?
I am thinking..
birthday cake sitting naturally. this has to be done and...
-custard (candy wants custard? noo way man!
)
-jam
-angel delight (strawberry)
-angel delight (chocolate)
-in fact all angel delight flavours... how many is that?
-cream
-ice cream
-squirty cream
-margarine
-treacle
-golden syrup
er... and I get that far and my mind goes blank! So help me!
Thanks in advance
here's a pic for your trouble 
It will be my birthday on 10th June and I will be getting rather sploshed and behaving very childishly in an attempt to deny my 28 years on this planet and be 18 instead.
However! I prefer 28 when it comes to the number of different goo products that will be liberally chucked at, poured in my knickers, and spread over me...etc etc
yes of course you guys are going to get the pics... but what shall I do it with?
I am thinking..
birthday cake sitting naturally. this has to be done and...
-custard (candy wants custard? noo way man!


-jam
-angel delight (strawberry)
-angel delight (chocolate)
-in fact all angel delight flavours... how many is that?
-cream
-ice cream
-squirty cream
-margarine
-treacle
-golden syrup
er... and I get that far and my mind goes blank! So help me!
Thanks in advance


