The Splosh UK Forum

Hi Clare, ive just looked at your prfile on UMD, you are so hot either messy or in your natural form, hope we can see some more photos on both umd or splosh soon.
Keep up the good work babe xx
Gooeykez

Hi

When her Highness lowers herself to come to a forum as small as ours, she seems to have trouble posting pictures. God knows I've offered to do them for her, but to no avail. She says she has a new Royal computer which will help, in which case I look forward to her sharing some with us. It would be nice since we gave her the break in the first place!

Hayley

i have to say anyone who likes clairs work you have to buy her cd
i got mine today and the set shes done is amazing the girl is awsome and dam right sexy i will defo be buying some more

reddevilstu wrote:i have to say anyone who likes clairs work you have to buy her cd
i got mine today and the set shes done is amazing the girl is awsome and dam right sexy i will defo be buying some more

You're lucky to have a girlfriend that doesnt mind you buying custom porn from another lady :p

or even a girlfriend who likes splosh, really think i need a new one for my needs

Might sound strange but sometimes a relationship where the other doesnt share your fetish is even more fun. Bit of contrast works wonders, as long as the other understands your needs!

i dont think she does tho, and it is not just that i think she might be seeing someone else, who can blame her as i am at sea most of the time.

Long distance is hard, i've done it before myself ....hopefully it'll all work out!

if some one was more messy and asked me or if i found someone who like to get messy i think i would move on, i hate people who cheat i think that they need a good pie-ing (maybe frozen)

Hayley wrote:Hi

When her Highness lowers herself to come to a forum as small as ours, she seems to have trouble posting pictures. God knows I've offered to do them for her, but to no avail. She says she has a new Royal computer which will help, in which case I look forward to her sharing some with us. It would be nice since we gave her the break in the first place!

Hayley

I say give her royal snootyness a good messing up when she's next at the studio's as punishment Hayley.

Surely she does all her messing in Buckingham palace studios now though, we'd have to fight to get hayley in there to mess her up!

LOL, true.

Ah well, will just have to wait till her messy meet happens and then do it ourselves DD .

Hi everyone! I do have to accept some blame.... I haven't been to Splosh towers for sometime but its been for genuine reasons (shopping etc). Bill did invite me the other week but it was at short notice and I had an after show bash (advice, never do the gig, only the after show!) so couldn't make it. However, I think you should know I gave Splosh a whole set of about 200 pics of me this month and am doing the same next month which will surface on Splosh at some point so you will be seeing more of me!

Love, Clare, Wam princess

...still deserves a pieing as her punishment for being so snooty .

Snooty really turns me on. I remember having a particularly firm telling off from the (very posh and very attractive) principal in college once, years ago, and struggling to contain a smirk and an erection throughout the whole thing.
Oh God, I can see her now, in her tweed jacket, boots and armed with a lovely big custard pie!
I think I'm going to...

KER-SPLODGE!

Sorry.