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seen as i broke my splosh v yesterday i thought id have a quick play with the shaving foam! tip-dont be a bloody pillock like me and shaving cream pie your privates!!!..........."me tackles on fire!!!!!!!"

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christ! just realised i actually look as tired as i feel!

Hiya nice to see you again so soon, great pics and yes erm, know what you mean about the shaving foam

any tips???? baby oil or summat? haha
what a thick get i am!

mpb83 wrote:any tips???? baby oil or summat? haha
what a thick get i am!

Interesting thought.....I tend to solve it by using whipped or squirty cream instead but would be interested to know if anyone else has a way to stop shaving foam stinging

mpb83...

As a friendly warning since you have now experienced shaving cream......

Don't try steak sauce or other 'seasonings' down there either. Did it once as a forfiet.... burned like hell.

Then I made the mistake of telling a sadistic wammer on-line about the experience.... she turned it around on me later on a dare. Again with the steak sauce

Then again.... I am not one to back down on messy dares. May have to change that though

Never had that problem with foam myself but that may be the make of foam or particularly unsensitive privates!

Certainly avoid things that are acidic down there - and motor oil which has very dangerous chemicals in it.

This morning's lecture over...

and never let anyone get a bit frisky with your erm....delicate parts when they or you have just been chopping chillies. OUCH

has anyone got any messy dares for me that dont involve pain???

mpb83 wrote:has anyone got any messy dares for me that dont involve pain???

Yeah man, I dare you to come to my house and get coated in cake batter.

DecadentDoll wrote:Yeah man, I dare you to come to my house and get coated in cake batter.

Is that dare open to anyone?

Henry