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Hiya

Very sorry to those of you who wrongly got a 'banned' message when you tried to sign in. I thought I'd found a clever way to bar spammers and instead barred half of you as well!

I deserve a good flan spanking!

Hayley

yes, yes you do!

i was banned, and upset about it..

*gets the flan ready with lots and lots of custard and treacle*

Ulp!

I didn't ban anyone by name even unintentionally. It was the IP address that got banned and you happened to use that IP address when you signed on (apparently it's like the route you use to get onto the forum). This company had used that IP about 20 times this afternoon so I banned it, unaware lots of you use it as well.

Pies are now due from DD, Spinynorman & Frilly, Madrox, WAMPrincess Clare and Messfreak just to name the ones who have complained in the last hour or so!

Hayley
(tired and sorry)

ahhh im not complaining, just playful banter! i too can see the confusion in the internet!

still, im gonna give you a flan spanking!

Hayley wrote:Ulp!

Pies are now due from DD, Spinynorman & Frilly, Madrox, WAMPrincess Clare and Messfreak just to name the ones who have complained in the last hour or so!

Hayley
(tired and sorry)

I didn't get banned . . . but can I still help out with the flan spanking ?

I am quite upset for those that did get unintentionally banned and would like to show my solidarity !

Godammit, just you try and stop me giving you a good flan-spanking!

Ooooh!

Perhaps I'll have to ban the lot of you next time!

Hayley

Getting banned was very alarming though I wouldn't go so far as to say I complained but the offer to give Hayley's latex clad bum a good spanking seems fair compensation.

Fill that outfit with custard, bend over across my knee and wait there.

Slap, splish: Slap, splosh: Slap splash. Have you learnt your lesson yet?

Well 3 more just to remind you in future Slap Slap, Slap now take off that outfit and let's inspect those rosy cheeks and yes you may rub the custard on them to cool them off.

Messfreak

Oh, I'm sure it was far more alarming than that!!! Wasn't it?

Hayley

Awwwwwww I have been down in Essex the past 8 days so dont know if i was banned or not. We have done loads of shoots with Mercedes and Carmelle.

Can i flan you just in case Hayley?

Sure, Dids, so long as you post a few pics from your shoots on this forum as well as a certain other one!

My bottom awaits!

Hayley

Thankyou H. Much apperciated, i`m loading up the brightly coloured, custard filled, shaving cream flans now yellow & pink ok ? Trouble is flanning that ass ( which is a real peach by the way ) Wont be enough i`m gonna have to give you a pie face sandwhich too. Cool ?

Firm but fair, Madrox!

Blimey! What a fantastic looking Hayleybum. That must be one hell of an outfit. As for being banned, well we've never been banned from anything before so it was certainly a new experience.

I didn't get banned but love the pics anyway, does this mean I am at the back of the queue to flan Hayley, by the time I get their her arse will have disapeared under the gunge, so I'll just flan her in the tits instead!!!!

Andy