The Splosh UK Forum

Following the "alleged" soaking (ok it was only a glass of water), of Paul Mc Cartneys Lawyer, I wonder who you would like to see in the public arena receive a good drenching and why?

I'll start the ball rolling with a vote for Natasha Kaplinsky, cos she looks so smarmy and deserves being made to feel humiliated! Plus of course she'd look good wet!


Malc

Carol Vorderman....too full-of-her-own-importance...good soaking needed there IMHO.

Ah! The Spanish edition of The Sun (yes, an ex-pat edition exists!) has this story and Macca's lawyer looks smug enough to deserve it. Sorry, but I rather like Heather Mills and suspect a lot of what she says about St Paul is true. But who knows...she may just be a conniving cow.

Been out of the UK TV loop for six months (apart from bits on satellite) so there may be a whole bunch of new irritating people I'd love to chuck water at but I agree with the suggestions so far.

That newsreader who went on to do Crimewatch - Fiona somebody- could do with a good messing up too IMHO.

Sticking to the newsreader theme, can i nominate Susannah Reid from Breakfast News, particuarly in the frock she covered the Oscars in, low cut top and slashed to the waist. Would look well sexy wet

Trinny and Susannah deserve a good mud-ing up for being smarmy tit fondlers, imo.