The Splosh UK Forum

Posted: **11 Mar 2008, 02:02**

though I think he looks FAR too happy :evil:

I think next time he needs revenge by me NOT demanding he strip and get gungey ohhhhhhhh evil evil me :twisted:

Posted: **11 Mar 2008, 18:14**

Nice to see another OLD man getting it! :lol:

Posted: **11 Mar 2008, 20:00**

Sotonude and Dids, you look almost the same when you are messy!

Double trouble....

Posted: **11 Mar 2008, 20:05**

he he he, I see the splosh mafia has been sploshed!!!!!

regards

Andy

Posted: **11 Mar 2008, 20:32**

Smiley wrote:Sotonude and Dids, you look almost the same when you are messy!
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Bit of a weight difference, surely??

Keeping my beer gut under wraps!

Posted: **12 Mar 2008, 00:00**

Talking of beer guts :oops:

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Posted: **12 Mar 2008, 03:24**

I wonder if there is any way of setting up a big dunk-tank, Get Your Own Back style, for all us girlies to er..... get our own back?

Posted: **12 Mar 2008, 06:40**

Glad to see the full acceptability of the non-buff male models on this forum, unlike some 'other places' I could think of.

And Eden, thanks to your tag line, I am going to have a smile every time that Nickelback song comes on the radio! Bathtub with room enough for 10 plus me! You gotta know he's a wammer even if he doesn't!

Posted: **12 Mar 2008, 10:23**

Richard (sotonude) wrote:Talking of beer guts :

Could be wrong...

Not that I disapporve, far from it. Men and women of all shapes, sizes, and degrees of baldness welcome to post pics here. Otherwise I'd be stuffed for a start.

Posted: **13 Mar 2008, 04:28**

shredder wrote:
And Eden, thanks to your tag line, I am going to have a smile every time that Nickelback song comes on the radio! Bathtub with room enough for 10 plus me! You gotta know he's a wammer even if he doesn't!

My thoughts exactly! And thanks to you, Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles will never be the same! :lol:

April O'Neales jumpsuit covered in pizza sauce, maybe?!

Posted: **13 Mar 2008, 09:45**

eden wrote:
shredder wrote:
And Eden, thanks to your tag line, I am going to have a smile every time that Nickelback song comes on the radio! Bathtub with room enough for 10 plus me! You gotta know he's a wammer even if he doesn't!

My thoughts exactly! And thanks to you, Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles will never be the same! April O'Neales jumpsuit covered in pizza sauce, maybe?!

I have actually caught myself singing that aloud now - walls in this house are paper thing and the neighbours must have heard my rendition of 'I wanna be a splosh star' and changing the lyrics to include various amounts of mess and pies

*sings*

I want a brand new house
with a ceiling mounted slop dispenser
And a bathroom I can play with custard in
And a king size gunge tank big enough
For ten plus me
(Yeah, so what you need)

I'll need a... a credit card that's got no limit
so i can buy a big pool and with rice pudding fill it
Gonna join the mile pie club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
(Been... done)

I want a new tour bus full of full jam jars
My own star on Hollywood gooolevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even rub marg in my hair and change my name

[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be big splosh stars
And live in permanent mess, driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the pies come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we splosh not eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
Even WAM with the movie stars
Every goo and slop digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every splosh mag model
With her freshly gunged hair
And well...

Hey, hey, I wanna be a splosh star
Hey, hey, I wanna be a splosh star

Posted: **14 Mar 2008, 03:44**

*Tosses out the version I was working on for the last 2 days! :cry:

Dang - that's good and highly corrupting.

For that, I'll throw in a pic of my backside after some Shredderizing, since we are semi on the thread of male pics.

Yeah, April would be hot, but as you can see, my nick has nothing to do with Turtles. (Turtles, Turtles, rah rah rah...)