Quiet, gentlemen, please it's Splosh Darts!

View · by **BillShipton** » 25 Feb 2008, 16:54

Hello and welcome to the Lakeside Leisure Centre where I'll Try Anything! is about to take on her opponent in the final of first ever splosh darts tournament.

So let's get under way. Both are fully clothed to start and an early 100 against a feeble 41 for Ted 'the Splosher' Spanky means Anything gets to pie him in the face. But he soon hits back with a swift 120 meaning she has to make her next throw without her skirt. He follows it with a brilliant 140 whilst the ladies champion could only muster 60 - so it's a cleavge full of trifle for her! That's what I call a double top! What a bad start...

But what's this? What a comeback - her one hundred and eighteeeeee means Spanky has to strip off completely. And the audience is going wild as he wobbles to the oche!

View · by **paulthepieman** » 25 Feb 2008, 17:03

Are pictures 3 & 5 what they mean by double top!!

View · by **BillShipton** » 25 Feb 2008, 17:04

And a disappointing 3 means he gets that chocolate gatueau smeared over his chest, though he soon rallies to pour custard over Anything's head with his next throw.

And so the game progressed with the loser in each round getting sploshed or stripped to cries from a hyped up audience - especially when our Lady of the Lakeside finally had to lose her lacy top...

View · by **BillShipton** » 25 Feb 2008, 17:12

A series of bad misses means Anything not only loses her top and gets sploshed but then her bra as well followed by another messing. This really could go either way...

Oh a sorry double three means one in the bottom for Ted though he soon gets his own back with a pie in the panties for his opponent...

View · by **BillShipton** » 25 Feb 2008, 17:40

And so we come to the climax of this amazing ding-dong battle (with Spanky the one providing the dong).

It starts well for Anything as a bum throw by Spanky means she gets to pour more custard over his big arse (or The Bristow as its known to the fans) and cover his cock in cream and jam. Could this be the sticky end for Spanky?

He rallies with a fine 140 meaning he gets to fill Anything's knickers with cake but it's too late - she only needs one more throw to win.

Now the rules of Splosh Darts say that she has to finish either by throwing a double or going for the bullseye and Anything has opted for the latter by sitting in a nice big cake. Mind you, it's not as easy as it looks. She must make sure the cake goes in the bull - not the ring next to it!

And it's a Bullseye!

The crowd go wild, she wins the trophy, and Spanky takes a 'look at what he could have won' - a speedboat presented by Jim Bowen. Still he has a great consolation prize namely messy sex with his missus - or mucky nooky on the oche, as its known. And as we all know, you can't beat a bit of bully.

Super, smashing, great.

View · by **BillShipton** » 25 Feb 2008, 17:55

Sorry, I forgot to say that this is the set of pictures that I'll Try Anything sent us at the weekend.

Thanks very much. They are super, smashing, great.

You deserve more than a Bendy Bully as a prize for them.

View · by **jammed06** » 25 Feb 2008, 18:09

nice pics indeed. what a grreat idea!

View · by **andy250** » 25 Feb 2008, 20:08

What a great idea..... Thanks for sending in the pics... Good puns from Bill.

thanks a lot.... twas great..

*goes away to take up darts*

regards

Andy

View · by **Invicta** » 25 Feb 2008, 21:21

Great pics-now that's how to make darts a lot more fun.... :wink:

View · by **Spinynorman and Frilly** » 25 Feb 2008, 21:44

Just love that last picture.

View · by **Sploshman** » 25 Feb 2008, 21:57

Spinynorman and Frilly wrote:Just love that last picture.

Me too

View · by **I'll try anything!** » 26 Feb 2008, 01:21

This is for Bill Shipton

A big thankyou very much for getting our pictures sorted so we could share them with everyone , Your storyline was great ,
Plenty more pictures to come ,
Thankyou Bill from I,ll try anything and i,ve done everything ( TED )

View · by **Phantom** » 26 Feb 2008, 04:34

Super, smashing, great ... now let's take a look at what you could have won.

View · by **BillShipton** » 26 Feb 2008, 10:43

It was a pleasure putting them up but PLEASE can you make the files smaller. A resolution of 72 is all you need for the web, not 230. It means they take a lot longer to download and work with. And I wound up redoing each pic.

Sorry about the rubbish jokes, I was tired.

View · by NX » 26 Feb 2008, 15:29

BillShipton wrote:It was a pleasure putting them up but PLEASE can you make the files smaller. A resolution of 72 is all you need for the web, not 230. It means they take a lot longer to download and work with. And I wound up redoing each pic.

Sorry about the rubbish jokes, I was tired.

I just thought you were doing a Jim Bowen impression LOL

NX

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