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Hey im 18 Ive sploshed on my own a few times and now have been thinking about having a woman havin fun sploshing with me any takers ?

Hi mate welcome to the forums

If your after meeting someone to get messy with try the "Meet a Mucker" sticky thread

Ok will do thanks wamram

cji254 wrote:Ok will do thanks wamram

No probs

having problems posting the message in meet a mucker for some reason

If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.

stonecastle wrote:If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.

Oh my lord this has to be a classic!!! please world take me now........

regards

Andy

stonecastle wrote:If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.

*bangs head on desk*

Candy Custard wrote:

stonecastle wrote:If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.

*bangs head on desk*

Yours or Stonecastle's Candy? You got to love him really! LOL

NX-74205 wrote:

Candy Custard wrote:

stonecastle wrote:If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.

*bangs head on desk*

Yours or Stonecastle's Candy? Yet another classic line! LOL

Hmmm........ well it was mine but maybe some slight revision to that could be more effective

Candy Custard wrote:

stonecastle wrote:If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.

*bangs head on desk*

Hope you didn't hurt yourself

You'll need a hammer and chisel to get something in to Stonecastles head

stonecastle wrote:If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.

Is this a windup?? LOL.

Sploshman wrote:

stonecastle wrote:If you are 18 and want to get gunged by a woman, why not contact one of your old female school teachers and ask her if she would like to gunge you as a punshment for all the times you were naughty in class. It might work but then again it might not but is worth a try.

Is this a windup?? LOL.

Sadly, no - I'm pretty sure it isn't a wind up. Somehow, I don't see Stonecastle's burgeoning career as an agony aunt being quite as successful as I imagine he does. Having said that, the "Dear Stonecastle" page would be a must read, I suspect!

cji254 wrote:Hey im 18 Ive sploshed on my own a few times and now have been thinking about having a woman havin fun sploshing with me any takers ?

Aaaah only 18, how sweet. I suddenly feel all maternal!

Welcome along, and I hope you enjoy the forum. There are some very friendly people here with lots of ideas how you achieve your messy goal (some a lot sanner than the one so far) so stick with it. Meanwhile have fun...

I dont think i will be trying the teacher idea but thanks anyway ppl

does anyone have msn and want to chat ?