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Well, hello everyone, I am really bored, dont know if anyone is around on here this afternoon, but i would love to hear what you would like to do to me, i have now lost my partner in WAM, so i have noone to play with anymore, heres a little about me, here goes , I am only short, i have shoulder length dark hair, and best of all i have quite good boobs, even if i say so myself !!! I really enjoy looking at your great photos on here too, wish i was brave enough to pose, my favourite messy foods are sweet things, trifle, gateau, warm custard basically anything creamy !!!! especially to sit in or have put down my bra, anyway any ideas you have for me will be greatly appreciated !

Throw 100 pies at your self, in one session without cleaning yourself up 1st, only exception to wipe your else so you can see

glove-n-pie wrote:Throw 100 pies at your self, in one session without cleaning yourself up 1st, only exception to wipe your else so you can see

What part of the body is an 'else'?

Richard (sotonude) wrote:

glove-n-pie wrote:Throw 100 pies at your self, in one session without cleaning yourself up 1st, only exception to wipe your else so you can see

What part of the body is an 'else'?

Richard, I've been wondering the same thing, ever since my Domme demanded "Lick my boots, or else"...

it's an old north eastern term for eyes, errr yeah, thats it. Eyes.

driversoft wrote:

Richard (sotonude) wrote:

glove-n-pie wrote:Throw 100 pies at your self, in one session without cleaning yourself up 1st, only exception to wipe your else so you can see

What part of the body is an 'else'?

Richard, I've been wondering the same thing, ever since my Domme demanded "Lick my boots, or else"...

Ohhh thats given me and idea for a good game. I think it would be fun for me to decide what precisely my 'else' is............ totally interchangeable depending on mood of course and messy victim/partner/whoever has to guess. Get it right and its a pie in the face and permission to lick. Wrong and its cold beans in underwear til they get it right

Candy Custard wrote:

driversoft wrote:

Richard (sotonude) wrote:

glove-n-pie wrote:Throw 100 pies at your self, in one session without cleaning yourself up 1st, only exception to wipe your else so you can see

What part of the body is an 'else'?

Richard, I've been wondering the same thing, ever since my Domme demanded "Lick my boots, or else"...

Ohhh thats given me and idea for a good game. I think it would be fun for me to decide what precisely my 'else' is............ totally interchangeable depending on mood of course and messy victim/partner/whoever has to guess. Get it right and its a pie in the face and permission to lick. Wrong and its cold beans in underwear til they get it right

Well, as the inspiration, I bagsy first go partnering you for it....

*Coughs* Err hem, look back driversoft, I think you will find that it was ME who first picked up on the word so get back in the queue!

p.s. Congrats on 100 posts.

glove-n-pie wrote:Throw 100 pies at your self, in one session without cleaning yourself up 1st, only exception to wipe your else so you can see

lovin' the glove's suggestion. I bet 100 pies would dribble down nicely onto those good boobs of yours bignsexy!

I love the thought of you sitting bored asking us what to do....

i think you, candy custard, messyamature and mistress splosh should get together, a paddling pool of custard would be good.