Doubters ! please read.

[Jess143]

I am really disappointed that there are people who dont believe me, I would love to post some pictures, but as i told you, my WAM friends husband knows nothing about us, and i will not put our friendship or there marriage in jeopardy just to satisfy you, i am sorry you feel this way, i really felt so happy and welcomed by some of you on here and felt as if i had really been accepted, as you should know not many people are accepting of this kind of fun, i really thought i had found kindred spirits, seems i was wrong .See you !!

[smearmeslow]

Hello bignsexy i will look out for your threads. U seem genuine to me so i will get in touch with you soon. I am pretty new to all this aswell.

By the way i love having cream pies smeared all over my face lol slowly xx

[smearmeslow]

i know what u mean bowt photos i dont want put photos on here either i prefer to keep that locked away in my head lol x

[Jess143]

Thanx for being nice, i feel a bit better about this now thanx to you, at least theres a couple of good people on here, what with you and my private messagers !!

[i_like_pie]

Hi bignsexy can i offer some advice feel free to ignore me or tell me to f off or whatever if you like, if you really are genuine then i would say you'd hit the forum running at 110% maybe a bit OTT, just slow down a bit stop being quite so flirty and just say hello to people and be generally social if you find a guy or lady (if thats your thing) that you like and want to flirt with then great if not just relax and have a laugh with the rest of us and enjoy the wonderful world of wam. Also putting a bit more info about yourself in your profile would make you seem less fake as well

[BillShipton]

I think I_Like_Pie offers some good advice.

We have no problem with flirty posts here. To some extent that is what the forum is for - a bit of escapist banter. However if you come on full strength from day one with absolutely no history, some people are going to get cynicial. Believe me, we know.

You certainly shouldn't feel unwelcome here - though every forum has its share of troublemakers - but you should also consider how you come over to people, and understand that they might find it hard to believe. Then you have a choice. Either run away (not good) or develop a circle of friends who you like and like you and ignore the ones who are rude.

Personally I think there should be room for all types here - flirty and farty. Just understand, some of our members have been let down in the past and tend to be a bit wary.

Of course if you are a 16 year old schoolboy who gets off on saying "pussy" my guess is you will soon get bored!

[matt2matt2002]

Meowwww!

Snark snark

[Jess143]

Maybe you are right, people arent interested in the newbies adventures, just because i am new to this site, doesnt mean i am new to the fun you have, i used to have to use a public computer, now i have my own i am free to explore a bit more, anyway from now on i wont bother with the forums, you dont seem very friendly really, just suspicious, which i find a shame, we have all been let down in life by someone we trust, believe me i am an expert, my first boyfriend thought i was disgusting when i explained my fantasies to him.So i wont bother posting on here anymore, just private messaging.Also i am very offended some of you think i am a 12 year old boy, i have a son this age, and find the people who say this very disturbed.

[andy250]

Maybe you are right, people arent interested in the newbies adventures, just because i am new to this site, doesnt mean i am new to the fun you have, i used to have to use a public computer, now i have my own i am free to explore a bit more, anyway from now on i wont bother with the forums, you dont seem very friendly really, just suspicious, which i find a shame, we have all been let down in life by someone we trust, believe me i am an expert, my first boyfriend thought i was disgusting when i explained my fantasies to him.So i wont bother posting on here anymore, just private messaging.Also i am very offended some of you think i am a 12 year old boy, i have a son this age, and find the people who say this very disturbed.

Hello,

Nobody on Splosh would go out of their way to make you feel un-welcome far from it...... Though we did have a problem a couple of weeks back with some fool coming on and causing problems for some regulars on the board. People are most likely still gittery from this.

Give it time and keep posting, I do understand if you have suddenly realized their is a complete world of people who splosh, and maybe you thought you where on your own and it was a wierd fantasy etc.

I remember the first tiime I ever did a show with Bill at London I thought 'What the F**** am I doing!!!' by the time I had met everybody and they all wanted to see the show and join in!!! I realized it was the best thing I had everdone.

Plus as I like Pie stated, if you share a little more about yourself ie who you are and what you do, people will be a lot more friendly. Its like walking into a pub for the first time, get to know people and join the site.

Plus you get to listen to me rabbiting on about Bill being a millonaire and all!!!!!! he he he (sorry Bill couldn't help it.)

regards

Andy

(ye who has been sploshing since time began!!!!!!)

[matt2matt2002]

Hope you do stay.

It's just that some of us have funny little ways - and haven't quite grown up yet


Hugs and kisses

Matt

[anitra]

I am new to this site too.

Please give yourself time to get to know the people here, they are all individuals with their own personal preferences, and that is what makes this such a great forum.

I have come out of the pantry with some of my friends and family recently, and have been surprised too find they think its great.

Here in Australia ,sploshing is almost a national sport on weekends, when we light the BBQ, turn our backyards into quagmires for the purpose of sliding through the mud (we love water slides here) and yes ,our mothers encourage it!

Maybe you need to move to Australia

[messymercedes]

Here in Australia ,sploshing is almost a national sport on weekends, when we light the BBQ, turn our backyards into quagmires for the purpose of sliding through the mud (we love water slides here) and yes ,our mothers encourage it!

Maybe you need to move to Australia

That sounds good to me but probly get locked up

Cede xxx

[anitra]

Not likely.

The governments advertising for this years Australia Day encourages us to put sand into our bathers! Fair dinkum!

Here is the checklist printed in the Sun Herald magazine 6/1/2008

1 Overcook a variety of mears on semi-hygenic BBQ's
2 Listen to the Chiorboys
3 Make a disparaging remark about English Cricket
4 Do a reverse horsey in a blow up pool
5 FILL YOUR TOGS WITH SAND
6 Excercise your democratic right to give dead arms
7 Go to a cultural event like the fireworks

Try going to australiaday.gov.au

[BillShipton]

Am I the only one who doesn't know what a 'reverse horsey' is?

Do enlighten me!

[Sidi]

Am I the only one who doesn't know what a 'reverse horsey' is?

Do enlighten me!

If its anything like an "icy Mike" I am not sure I want to find out.