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Hello guys, well i am on my own tonight, and quite bored, have you any ideas what i could do alone ! its not much fun alone , but i feel really horny, what can i do !!

Read a book!!!!! he he he he .....

regards

Andy

Make a really disgusting gunge mixture. Think of all the ingredients you will need. Write them down and then head out to the local supermarket. Think of things like eggs, blamange, clotted cream, chocolate mousse, angel delight, etc. See which combinations of messy foods make the most disgusting gunge.

Then when you have got the most disgusting gunk possible invite a splosher from here around for a WAM session and photograph it and put the photos on here.

Make a few pies then sit on them with no knickers on bet you'd like that

Well wamram, you will be pleased to know i took your advice, i got 3 banoffee pies from the shop, and had a great time with them, just a shame i was all alone, i could have done with my friend to give my pussy a good licking out afterwards!!! , but her hubby is home tonight, isnt he inconsiderate !!! a shame its all over so quickly though !!!! i just got to get in the shower now.

I suggest a nice relaxing soak in a baked bean bath whilst reading a good cook book.