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Tonight, i would really like to get out a lovely choccie cake, rub the chocolate all over my pussy and let my lovely partner lick it all off , get a little cream and pour it all over my breasts and let him lick that off too, oh what joy, anyone else want to share there ideal night !!!!!!!!!!1

Oh, i cant take this anymore, i am so horny i am gonna have to ring up my best mate, she is into WAM too, but her husband doesnt know,!!!!! luckily my partner loves it, its a shame hes at work !! we will have to get the camcorder out and show him tomorrow, her hubby doesnt know what he is missing !!!!I have still got some gateau and cream left from new year in , wish us luck !!!

Have fun bignsexy

How about showing us as well?

Just wanted to let you know, we had a fun time, imagine 1 choccie cake, a trifle, two strawberry gateaux and loads of whipped cream ( my girlfriend came prepared ) what a great night, i cant wait to show my partner the vid when he gets up !!!! maybe he can have some fun with me tonight !!! heres hoping, wish me luck !!

bignsexy unless you post photos of some of your WAMing sessions then I am inclined to think that you are nothing more than a wind up. Is there a real woman behind your name tag or are you just some teenage boy pretending to be a woman into WAM?

stonecastle wrote:bignsexy unless you post photos of some of your WAMing sessions then I am inclined to think that you are nothing more than a wind up. Is there a real woman behind your name tag or are you just some teenage boy pretending to be a woman into WAM?

stonecastle wrote:I am involved in the pick up scene too and that was very underground aswell until the publication of the book The Game in 2005

I've never seen any photographs of all the gorgeous women you must be "picking up" with your expert knowledge - should I read into that that you're merely fantasising - after all, I wouldn't want to get the wrong impression...

Driversoft dont diss Stonecastle he's obviously a player

Ha ha, sseems to me that i am not the only one who thinks stonecastle is all talk, he was quick to diss me, i wasnt gonna post any more, but i couldnt resist this opportunity !!!! Well said driversoft !!!!!!!!!!

driversoft wrote:I've never seen any photographs of all the gorgeous women you must be "picking up" with your expert knowledge - should I read into that that you're merely fantasising - after all, I wouldn't want to get the wrong impression...

Well I also post on this pick up forum where many people have met e in real life http://www.thelss.com/forum

No I haven't picked up any women yet but I have exchanged contact details with a few. I have also had hundreds of interactions with women over the years and try to talk to at east one woman a day. I am an expert on pick up arts though and can explain pick up in great detail.

1)Before you go out on the pull dress well and shower get a good hair cut polish your shoes etc. Also remember you should be prepared to pull at all times as you could spot a beautiful girl at the local bus stop or in the street.

2)Never approach the target head on always approach at an angle and leave a gap so as not to invade their space. And hold and maintain eye contact during the approach and interaction. Also aproach within three seconds of seeing her so it doesn't looking like you are staking her out.

3)If there are two or more girls open her friends first. Once you have befriended her friends its much easier to befriend her.

4)Use false time contraints and indirect openers such as: "Excuse me I am just on my way to meet some friends and can't stay long but I just need a quick female opinion on something..........." Then when you get your answer quickly change the subject and keep her talking.

5)When in conversation with a woman don't lean in, gesture with your arms and touch her lightly on the arm or back at key emotional points in the conversation such as when you mention something dramatic ie "and it was awsome" gentle touch.

6)Don't ask lots of questions one after the other instead ask just a few and try to expand on them. Try to find a common connection between you and the woman.

7)Break rapport during the interaction ie disagree with her on one or two points to not make it look like you are sucking up to her just to get off with her. Also don't compliment her on her looks. Ask her to tell you something she has achieved then compliment her on that. ie get her to qualify herself to you.

Look for indicators of interest from her such as whether see holds eye contact with you for long periods whether she squeezes your hand when you offer to shake hers.

9)At the end of the interaction don't ask for her phone number say something like; "it was really nice talking to you I would like to see you again sometime in the future what is the best way of getting in touch with you". Or suggest you both go somewhere else for a drink or to do something together ie go on an instant date. Then exchange contact details at the end of that.

10)Direct approaches. Sometimes it is not possible to do long indirect approaches as there is just not the time ie you suddenly spot a really hot girl in the street walking in the opposite direction to you. In that case you must move fast and because approaching is better that not approaching even if your chances of getting her are extremely low make an approach like this:

Walk after her then walk slightly infront turn and say something like; "Excuse me, I know this seems a bit random but I was just on my way somewhere to meet some friends when I spotted you back there and thought you were so nice and cute that I just had to come and speak to you or else I would be kicking myself all day." This has a very low success rate but is better than ignoring a really hot girl. If she is doing something like window shopping a situational pre-opener can be used first before going direct which increases the chances of success slightly.

stonecastle wrote:No I haven't picked up any women yet but I have exchanged contact details with a few.

So - let me get this straight - you've studied this subject for years, you're an 'expert' (to use your own words), you've had 'interactions' with many hundreds of women (where at all possible on a 'daily basis' [a woman a day keeps the doctor away?]), and all you've proved is that it doesn't actually work... have you ever thought that perhaps it's not all about 'rules' at the end of the day?

Just trying to offer a bit of advice - that those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, as it were. You've expressed unnecessarily personal opinions several times on this forum, and perhaps your failure to recognise that has more to do with your lack of fortune than any number of rules could ever hope to rectify.

driversoft wrote:So - let me get this straight - you've studied this subject for years, you're an 'expert' (to use your own words), you've had 'interactions' with many hundreds of women (where at all possible on a 'daily basis' [a woman a day keeps the doctor away?]), and all you've proved is that it doesn't actually work... have you ever thought that perhaps it's not all about 'rules' at the end of the day?

No not years I only discovered the pick up community about one year ago and began studying the stuff then. I think my lack of success is due to me being ugly. I also forget a lot of what to do when in an interaction such as mentioning ten interesting facts so that the woman thinks that you are interesting. And other things like being cocky funny.

Pick up is such a big subject that it takes a long time to master and I still think that look play a big part too, ie good looking pick up artists get far more success. Though without good pick up skills great looking guys will struggle to.

and aslo.....

i do it for fun

just to keep my hand in 'so to speak'

there is no need to go the whole way - just breaking the ice and making a contact is fun

maybe they called it something else in the olds days?

stonecastle wrote:
1)Before you go out on the pull dress well and shower get a good hair cut polish your shoes etc. Also remember you should be prepared to pull at all times as you could spot a beautiful girl at the local bus stop or in the street.

2)Never approach the target head on always approach at an angle and leave a gap so as not to invade their space. And hold and maintain eye contact during the approach and interaction. Also aproach within three seconds of seeing her so it doesn't looking like you are staking her out.

3)If there are two or more girls open her friends first. Once you have befriended her friends its much easier to befriend her.

4)Use false time contraints and indirect openers such as: "Excuse me I am just on my way to meet some friends and can't stay long but I just need a quick female opinion on something..........." Then when you get your answer quickly change the subject and keep her talking.

5)When in conversation with a woman don't lean in, gesture with your arms and touch her lightly on the arm or back at key emotional points in the conversation such as when you mention something dramatic ie "and it was awsome" gentle touch.

6)Don't ask lots of questions one after the other instead ask just a few and try to expand on them. Try to find a common connection between you and the woman.

7)Break rapport during the interaction ie disagree with her on one or two points to not make it look like you are sucking up to her just to get off with her. Also don't compliment her on her looks. Ask her to tell you something she has achieved then compliment her on that. ie get her to qualify herself to you.

Look for indicators of interest from her such as whether see holds eye contact with you for long periods whether she squeezes your hand when you offer to shake hers.

9)At the end of the interaction don't ask for her phone number say something like; "it was really nice talking to you I would like to see you again sometime in the future what is the best way of getting in touch with you". Or suggest you both go somewhere else for a drink or to do something together ie go on an instant date. Then exchange contact details at the end of that.

10)Direct approaches. Sometimes it is not possible to do long indirect approaches as there is just not the time ie you suddenly spot a really hot girl in the street walking in the opposite direction to you. In that case you must move fast and because approaching is better that not approaching even if your chances of getting her are extremely low make an approach like this:

Walk after her then walk slightly infront turn and say something like; "Excuse me, I know this seems a bit random but I was just on my way somewhere to meet some friends when I spotted you back there and thought you were so nice and cute that I just had to come and speak to you or else I would be kicking myself all day." This has a very low success rate but is better than ignoring a really hot girl. If she is doing something like window shopping a situational pre-opener can be used first before going direct which increases the chances of success slightly.

None of that crap wud work wiv me

Cede xxx

None of that crap wud work wiv me

Cede xxx

I'd take you out for a meal Cede .....................Not that we'd eat much of the food