All I want for xmas is................................

[elouiseuktv]

What do you want Santa to bring you this year???. Our letter that was just sent to the North Pole is;

Dear Santa (is Uncle Bill really Santa or is it just a passing likeness),

we have been good girls this year so please can we have:

2000 gallons of custard,
27 bottles of fizzy pop,
800 pies,
43 pots of strawberry yoghurt,
An unlimited supply of natrolsol that comes out of the bathroom tap,
A small tub of hundreds and thousands,
New PVC oufits for sploshing in,
Dolly and Hayley with all the above locked in our bathroom for a month for us both to play with - mwahhahahaha,

Love n mince pies
Mistress Splosh and Loulou

[BillShipton]

Hohoho!

The beard isn't that white yet though it has been suggested that I play Santa Splosh! Just leave a custard pie and glass of scotch and I may come and visit...

Sorry that sounds scary.