The joys (and problems) of sploshing

Well I've had a good weekend.
On Saturday my wife agreed to splosh me. She's not really a fan of being sploshed - but will take the other role. Anyway she said that if I wanted to be messy I had to provide my own food, rather than use up her favourite yoghurts. So I went to the local shop and they had large pots of yoghurt reduced. I bought two. I poured them onto paper plates and my wife ensured I was well splatted. The problem was they were quite fruity yoghurts. I used a drain cover in the bath, but it got full of fruit!!
On Sunday we were doing some decorating with emulsion. I have always wanted to experiment with paint. I cleaned the brushes on my front and my wife used the roller on my back. The sensation of the roller was great. I thought I would get clean very easily as emulsion just washes off my hands. Ah, but I don't have hair on my hands. The paint got stuck in the hairs on my legs, back etc. Maybe this should only be tried a hair-free bodies!!
Anyway I'm clean now and I thought I'd tell you about it.
On Saturday my wife agreed to splosh me. She's not really a fan of being sploshed - but will take the other role. Anyway she said that if I wanted to be messy I had to provide my own food, rather than use up her favourite yoghurts. So I went to the local shop and they had large pots of yoghurt reduced. I bought two. I poured them onto paper plates and my wife ensured I was well splatted. The problem was they were quite fruity yoghurts. I used a drain cover in the bath, but it got full of fruit!!
On Sunday we were doing some decorating with emulsion. I have always wanted to experiment with paint. I cleaned the brushes on my front and my wife used the roller on my back. The sensation of the roller was great. I thought I would get clean very easily as emulsion just washes off my hands. Ah, but I don't have hair on my hands. The paint got stuck in the hairs on my legs, back etc. Maybe this should only be tried a hair-free bodies!!
Anyway I'm clean now and I thought I'd tell you about it.