Does Custard Make Condoms Unsafe ?

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Does Custard Make Condoms Unsafe ?

Postby easy_as_ » 23 Nov 2007, 13:47

Well, I saw this debate elsewhere and I thought I'd ask a few experts !

A poster asks, in all seriouness, after a sploshy request from his partner, in fact I'll just quote him directly, if he doesn't mind !

" Anyone know if Condoms and Custard is a good mix or will the Custard degenerate the latex? "


I look forward to the answers !


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Re: Does Custard Make Condoms Unsafe ?

Postby Smiley » 23 Nov 2007, 23:36

Yeah it does, any dairy product rots into condoms (not my words but those of the other half, smart arse!)

But. . . polyurethane apparently do the job just fine, In fact, they've passed the U.S. Food and Drug Administration's (FDA) rigorous tests (according to google!)

So messy sex if a poss...... :D

So custard with polyurethane should be safe... just don't come back and blame me if you make a baby!!! :lol:
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Postby Richard » 24 Nov 2007, 00:10

It might make them a bit slippery so that they slip off.
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Postby Hayley » 24 Nov 2007, 14:23

Surely it must take time for custard to rot a condom? I can't imagine it's likely in the 30 seconds that most men manage.

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PS Condoms would make great custard bombs though.
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Postby Phantom » 26 Nov 2007, 02:31

Haven't tested custartd - but I know for a fact that baby oil causes condoms to fall apart almost immediately.
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