The Splosh UK Forum

A somewhat abbreviated version of my Top Ten Foods to Splosh With feature appears in the Christmas edition of Bizarre. The bastards have cut it down to five items and taken out most of my hilariously erudite copy (so much so I am tempted to print the article in full here if anyone is interested), but since it features a couple of pics of me and Lee I should mention it.

By chance the mag also features a still of Mouse squirting milk out of her bottom (a well known party trick of hers) taken from Milk Me Like a Cow, the extremely odd but award winning film she made with Dolly. Plus there are acres of pages on rubber and an interesting feature on tights fetishists.

If it isn't out now it will be very soon. The Splosh! bit is tucked away at the back (to add insult to injury!).

Bill

Oooooh - Wam and tights fetish articles - sounds good to me!


Where might one purchase such a publication without looking like a total perv (which, of course, I am ... but don't want to look like one!)

As far as I know Bizarre is in all High St shops. It is not a top shelf mag so can be bought without too much embarrassment.

Hayley

If there's no one around that knows you, just go ahead and buy it....I don't think that most check-out people even notice or think what customers are buying!
(Not dissing check-out people, but if you were dealing with your 500th surly customer for the day and watching the clock to go home, would you bother what he was buying!)

I'd like to see the full copy if you want to post it here Bill.

As for the magazine as others have said you can buy it from all good newsagents/supermarkets etc.

BillShipton wrote:squirting milk out of her bottom

Well there's a phrase you don't hear often! ...

muckypup wrote:I'd like to see the full copy if you want to post it here Bill.

Actually so would I Bill - Please post it for us all to enjoy if you want to.

I love Mouse & Dolly's film "Milk me like a cow". It's so deliciously rude .

Rich.

Wahey, i knew there were fans of it out there

Anyone else interested, Mouse sells these through me, and now the post seems to be in order, shouldnt be any trouble in getting them to you! x