The Splosh UK Forum

Allo everyone

Now here's a question for you. When giving or receiving a pie, how do you like it?

Slammed viciously in the face or naughty bits?
Gently smooshed into the face or naughty bits?
Thrown from a distance?
Used as a spanking tool?
Used as part of a long barage?
All of the above and more
Or just as a single pie in the face?

I know what works for me, but I've told you that lots, so lets be hearing your ideas.

Hayley

all of the above and more! (andy250 bear this in mind next weekend.) any pie is good pie.

slammed in the face - has to be every time!

I still prefer "smoothed into face" with the anticipation of what's going to happen, but providing the aim is accurate I'd also go for " thrown from distance" in face.

Hi

Happened to be passing...

Cos I use foam mainly, I haven't managed a thrown pie! But I do like my pies slapped quite hard cos I love the way they explode as they hit the face (one or two of my opponents have 'complained' I'm a bit vicious!). When it comes to receiving - definitely like them hard and in large numbers! Pie sandwiches are my favourite, followed by a HARD pie spanking. But I'm thinking my members might have guessed that by now!

Gilly
www.gillysillyhouse.com

Gently smooshed into the face by a gorgous womans' hand while she gives a cheeky smile as if she is enjoying doing it. The feel of a gorgous womans gunged covered hands rubbing against your face is almost as good as sex.

For me it has to be slowly, unexpected, in the face, the either dragged into my hair or smeared down my shirt, my good lady is an expert pie thrower, she has pied me with custard,foam, trifle, and gravy .... she has never bothered what im wearing or where we are, while on holiday last week, during evening meal in the hotel, no warning, a plate of rice pudding in my face!!!

stonecastle wrote:Gently smooshed into the face by a gorgous womans' hand while she gives a cheeky smile as if she is enjoying doing it. The feel of a gorgous womans gunged covered hands rubbing against your face is almost as good as sex.

Surely much better than sex - there are none of those 'disgusting bodily fluids' involved.

Mike.

HELP! I almost agree with Stonecastle!

I like a pie pushed firmly into my face then taken over the top of my head so that it deposits all of its contents as it gradually breaks up. I do prefer pies with a pastry base though, rather than a tinfoil filled with liquid custard. Oh, and I agree about the gorgeous woman as well.

I shall be booking in for therapy first thing tomorrow

Rich.

All of the above please Miss Hayley

sotonude wrote:HELP! I almost agree with Stonecastle! .....
Rich.

I hope this brings back good memories.... and stonecastle might approve afterall she DID use her gunge covered hand

I guess I vote all of the above.

I like all of the above, but my delivery of choice is a firmly slapped pie to a sexy ass (while the knickers are still clean, or have just been filled with something gooey waiting to bust out).

My delivery is two pies to the front of the face, one on each side, low down and close together so that they're touching at the edges. Then slowly bring them around the cheeks upwards towards the ears, so that a little gets in the mouth, nostrils, and possibly ears if any of them are open!

Single pie has to be a straight slam to the face though.

This is great - such a nice variety!