Ever tried Swarfega

[Messfreak]

Has anyone tried using Swarfega for wamming? It is lovely and smooth and a great texture but can you ever get rid of the smell!

In commercial sized tins there would be sufficient quantity to really get plastered and the sound and feel of scooping out that first handful alone would be worth it.

They must make this stuff somewhere and I’m guessing there would be huge vats of it. The thought of stripping off and having a sex orgy in a vat of Swarfega. Good clean fun if you’ll excuse the pun.

Would add some photos if I had some but never ever seen any.

[captain sensible]

At least the clean-up wouldn't be a problem...

[Hayley]

I have had to use Swarfega to get cleaned up in my mucky past, and it does have an amazing texture and smell. Sex in a vat of it would indeed be amazing. I have also used Gunk - the motorbike version (for cleaning, not sex) and even good old washing up lquid (if kept away from the eyes makes clothes wonderfilly slippery.

Hayley x x

[Sidi]

Use a good moistieriser once you have cleaned up after using swarfega, it makes your skin all cacky otherwise

[Hayley]

Use a good moistieriser once you have cleaned up after using swarfega, it makes your skin all cacky otherwise

This explains why I am now a reptile.

Hayley x

[Spinynorman and Frilly]

A mixture of washing up liquid and sugar makes a great cleaning solution and leaves skin feeling very nice.

[creamkate]

Swarfega and washing up liquid are great in theory but lethal if you have dodgy skin. Take this from one who has been there. Think I'll stick to the sweeter things in life.

[DecadentDoll]

Swarfega would remind me of my dad a bit much, but I bet it would feel good!