Spontaneous Sposhing

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Spontaneous Sposhing

Postby starbrightnight » 15 Sep 2007, 06:51

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A lot of the fun of sploshing comes in the build up and preperation, but sometimes it is good to be spontaneous.

My first experience of sploshing someone else, rather than myself, came in the days before 'sploshing'had been invented by the great Bill Shipton.

I had grown up being turned on by Laurel and hardy etc - when the posh lady got a pie in the face, and went to see the Great Race three times, apart from that there was little, just the odd pie, an incredible turn on then, on TV comedy - and clowns at easter on the box.

Anyway, I met a partner and the sex was great, but of course, I was desperate to see if she would indulge my fetish. Shyly I asked her if i could tie her to a chair while she was wearing her smart work clothes and pour baked beans, eggs and other foodstuffs over her head and clothes.

'You have to spend so much time on your appearance, haven't you ever thought it would be exciting to subvert that -plus it would really turn me on' I reasoned.

She didn't seem at all shocked but expressed concern over the mess, then said, without displaying any enthusiasm ' well, if you do it, don't tell me beforehand, just take me by surprise'.

I just thought she wasn't keen and sort of abandoned the idea. Then one day she had bought some tarty make-up - another of my fetishes. She was showing me the bright red lipstick and i asked if i could apply it for her.

She was keen, so i began, but my hand slipped and I went off line, so i ended up making a clown's mouth round her lips - we both started getting excited, so i went on and began applying the lipstick round her eyes 'do what you said - with the food' she gasped.

i rushed into the kitchen and took out the first items i could find - tomato sauce, eggs, flour, oil and went back and eagerly began tipping them over her. We both became really carried away.........

After that we had many planned great sploshing sessions, indulging our love of role play. She loved being sploshed and sploshing me in a dominant role, but i always remember that sheer excitement of that first spontaneous session.
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Postby matt2matt2002 » 15 Sep 2007, 08:37

Can't beat a bit of spontinaity.
My first splosh experience was being held down in a field and having grass stuffed down my pants. Not messy but a great sensation made all the better by it being unplanned.
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Postby BillShipton » 15 Sep 2007, 09:52

Hi

I don't claimed to have invented sploshing, just the name!

I agree that spontanteity rules (when possible). Certainly Hayley likes it that way and that's why she has no qualms about unusual ingredients - it's just what comes! Mind you, if I know she's coming it's as well to have stocks of her favourites in. What happens then entirely depends on our mood. It can be funny, sensual, humiliating, gross rough or rather gentle. Sometimes all combined.

Last week it was a simple walk on the beach that turned into us doing a pisstake of Pirates of the Caribbean in the sea with her in her double breasted pirate jacket and tight jeans as Keira Knightley and me as a thoroughly convincing Johnny Depp! Then soaked to the skin we lay on the beach and cuddled a bit before squelching home...

Not major in splosh terms but a lot of fun cos we hadn't planned it.

Pity she's not here this weekend...

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Postby DecadentDoll » 15 Sep 2007, 11:37

awww thats really sweet :D

i, myself, have no sploshing partner at present.

course, i'll make do with scrummy models such as gilly and splosh queens like sammy ;)


I agree, spontanaeity is fun in any relationship :)
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Postby stockingman » 15 Sep 2007, 22:27

Hmmm yes a bit of unplanned messing is always on the agenda at Stockingman Towers hence the back bed room is full of messy products you never know when they will be required or when a bit of self gungin will be needed!!!
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Postby wamram » 16 Sep 2007, 19:22

Not so much spontaneous Sploshing, But changed the oil on my old banger yesterday :wink: didn't realise I'd split some oil on the drive and was laying in it when I was under the car and it soaked through my T-shirt got covered in it :)
It was a bastard to wash off after would come of with soap, washing-up liquid or schwarfeage in the end my girlfriend had to scrub my back with a pan scrub pan to get it off :shock: But she did rub me in a nice body lotion she's got to sooth the skin were she'd rubbed me with the pan scrub now that had an affect on more than my skin :wink: , But thats another story............ :) :)
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Re: Spontaneous Sposhing

Postby Etonman » 16 Sep 2007, 20:36

starbrightnight wrote:

I just thought she wasn't keen and sort of abandoned the idea. Then one day she had bought some tarty make-up - another of my fetishes. She was showing me the bright red lipstick and i asked if i could apply it for her.

She was keen, so i began, but my hand slipped and I went off line, so i ended up making a clown's mouth round her lips - we both started getting excited, so i went on and began applying the lipstick round her eyes 'do what you said - with the food' she gasped.


Great scenario....I've always like the possibilities of too much or messy makeup, or even clown makeup on a girl.
Had a friend a few years ago who let me go OTT when putting on her makeup for her, and I was just managing to persuade her to let me make her up as a clown (leading on to hopefully getting her into wam) when she got a job abroad. :(
Still in touch occasionally, so I remain hopeful of more-and-better when she gets back to the UK next year :wink:
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Postby DungeonMasterOne » 13 Oct 2007, 09:11

BillShipton wrote:Last week it was a simple walk on the beach that turned into us doing a pisstake of Pirates of the Caribbean in the sea with her in her double breasted pirate jacket and tight jeans as Keira Knightley and me as a thoroughly convincing Johnny Depp! Then soaked to the skin we lay on the beach and cuddled a bit before squelching home...

Not major in splosh terms but a lot of fun cos we hadn't planned it.


Aww - that sounds absolutely wonderful!
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Re: Spontaneous Sposhing

Postby TottyMcGee » 13 Oct 2007, 15:24

starbrightnight wrote:Message body
A lot of the fun of sploshing comes in the build up and preperation, but sometimes it is good to be spontaneous.

My first experience of sploshing someone else, rather than myself, came in the days before 'sploshing'had been invented by the great Bill Shipton.

I had grown up being turned on by Laurel and hardy etc - when the posh lady got a pie in the face, and went to see the Great Race three times, apart from that there was little, just the odd pie, an incredible turn on then, on TV comedy - and clowns at easter on the box.

Anyway, I met a partner and the sex was great, but of course, I was desperate to see if she would indulge my fetish. Shyly I asked her if i could tie her to a chair while she was wearing her smart work clothes and pour baked beans, eggs and other foodstuffs over her head and clothes.

'You have to spend so much time on your appearance, haven't you ever thought it would be exciting to subvert that -plus it would really turn me on' I reasoned.

She didn't seem at all shocked but expressed concern over the mess, then said, without displaying any enthusiasm ' well, if you do it, don't tell me beforehand, just take me by surprise'.

I just thought she wasn't keen and sort of abandoned the idea. Then one day she had bought some tarty make-up - another of my fetishes. She was showing me the bright red lipstick and i asked if i could apply it for her.

She was keen, so i began, but my hand slipped and I went off line, so i ended up making a clown's mouth round her lips - we both started getting excited, so i went on and began applying the lipstick round her eyes 'do what you said - with the food' she gasped.

i rushed into the kitchen and took out the first items i could find - tomato sauce, eggs, flour, oil and went back and eagerly began tipping them over her. We both became really carried away.........

After that we had many planned great sploshing sessions, indulging our love of role play. She loved being sploshed and sploshing me in a dominant role, but i always remember that sheer excitement of that first spontaneous session.


That's a fantastic story, thanks for sharing! :)

And yes, spontonaeity rocks!
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Postby Hayley » 14 Oct 2007, 13:46

Spontaneity isn't always possible where sploshing is concerned unless you want a horrendous clean up job after, but an old spare room or shed permanently prepared has its advantages. For a long time, Bill had just such a room and it meant we could do stuff whenever we were in the mood (usually drunk!) and it was fabulous. Sadly that is now a proper bedroom.

Even if it is only a water battle or a foam fight, spontaneity gets the adrenalin going and that for me heightens the turn-on enormously. The beach episode the other week (when it was still warm) was a case in point. Silly mucking about that turned into a very sexy afternoon - even if the boots may never see the light of day again.

Here's hoping for lots more like it.
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