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This week the incredibly cute Katie has been back at the Silly House (we really can't keep her away) so I have had another chance to be really horrible to her!

This time we're in Gill's Kitchen - far nastier than Hell's Kitchen - where Katie plays gormless footballer's WAG, Lambrusco Rooney-Wright. As the chef it is my job to teach her to cook but my kitchen has one main rule:

YOU MESS UP MY KITCHEN AND I MESS YOU UP!

So when she soaks me in egg beating an omelette, she gets a few on the head, when she covers me in orange mousse, she gets a bowl all over her, and when she completely fails to get an order right, she gets a pie and batter barrage like no other. Lots of pies in the face and bare boobs, her knickers filled with orange muck front and back, ending up with my signature dish Toffee Surprise (a HUGE Angel Delight and cream pie) slammed into her poor little face.

Of course, being the dimwit she is, she takes the lot in her stride and loves it when I shove my hand in her knickers to squish the mess even further into her pussy (which we get plenty of flashes of!).

And this is only part one! Next week I turn her (and me) into a double layer black forest gateau - a spectacularly saucy second course that will leave no pud unpulled!

Gill's Kitchen Pt 1 is at www.gillysillyhouse.com NOW and lasts 15 minutes, Katie is brilliant as Lambrusco and I was born to be horrible and bossy!

Pop along and download it now. It's for members only but so easy to join, you won't regret it.

Meanwhile here are some stills for starters....

Chef Gilly

Remember the rule...you mess up my kitchen and I mess you up. And Katie (aka Lambrusco) has seriously messed up, sooooooo....

Time to get those tits out and fill those panties!

And after a nice little play in her panties, it's time for my signature dish...the HUMUNGOUS Toffee Surprise - slammed right in her face!

And that's not all, next week I turn her (and me) into a two-tier Black Forest Gateau! A really saucy treat!

Only at www.gillysillyhouse.com

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ClownJulie wrote:Pah!! Call that a huge cake??? that's nothing compared to the enormous comedy cakes that I make!! And how come Kate gets her pussy fingered and I didn't???Julie xxx

Maybe not as deep but a lot heavier! I speak from experience! A whole catering pack of Angel Delight in on pie nearly knocks your head off.

I am sorry Gilly didn't letting her fingers doing the walking through your lady garden, Julie. It sounds like her way of making sure you come back for more to me!

Hayley x x x

Julie,

Any time you need some finger action, just let me know

But make sure that Charley is well out of the way!!!

Seriously , the sooner you get back to GSH the better; teach these youngsters how to do it properly.

Rich x

sotonude wrote:Julie,
the sooner you get back to GSH the better; teach these youngsters how to do it properly.
Rich x

Perhaps Richard could lend you his Senior Citizens Railcard - you never know you might just get away with it teehee (ducks huge cake thrown with some force).

Not Hayley at all, oh no.

Oh yes, I do think Clown Julie deserves more messy treatment back at the Silly House!

Go on Gilly - sort her out good and proper! He, he!

Love Katie by the way- what a find - really cute and a WAM natural too.

J

Yes, please lets see Julie back at the sillyhouse as soon as possible. With snooty comments like that I think she needs a good seeing to by Gilly and Kate!!

Hayley wrote:

sotonude wrote:Julie,
the sooner you get back to GSH the better; teach these youngsters how to do it properly.
Rich x

Perhaps Richard could lend you his Senior Citizens Railcard - you never know you might just get away with it teehee (ducks huge cake thrown with some force).

Not Hayley at all, oh no.

You just wait you little hussy! I'll catch up with you sometime, I'm not that far away from St Len's. Just along the coast!

You are even nearer my house! Oops what have I said!

Hayley

Great pics of you and Katie, Gilly!
Can't wait to see next weeks update.

Hayley wrote:You are even nearer my house! Oops what have I said!

Hayley

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Ah! You know where I live 'cause you've posted Splosh videos & DVDs to me.

Please come round for a coffee . How do you like it? milk & sugar, or over the head?

Rich x

Julie wouldn't get away with using my railcard. There is a major difference between us. She has lots of hair. I can't think of any other differences though . Boom Boom!