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i would like a male or female to stuff a gateaux in my face
im 28 years old
from pudsey leeds westyorkshire
i work for mcdonalds as a dinning area manager
i have been into wam for a few months
i have done solos for a while but stopped as i did nt find it fun alone
using custard and many other messy substances

must be willing to travel thankyou

I think you'll find it is more successful to chat to some of the members for a while first before putting repeated ads on the forum expecting everyone to leap at the chance to get messy with you. At the moment nobody knows you or anything about you.

As you can see, lots of people get messy with others through this forum, but I suggest you join in and play along with some of the threads so people feel they know you more first.

Just friendly advice.

Bill

i would like to be messed with slime

Any of ya pics to share Pudsey so's we can have a look?

Cede
xxx

i would like a man or women to splosh me using wipped cream custard or slime

Pudsey, are you a bit retarded? People have asked you certain things and you keep ignoring them and telling people you need to get messy. I think we got the message after the 8th time, so stop repeating yourself, yourself, yourself, yourself.

messymercedes wrote:Any of ya pics to share Pudsey so's we can have a look?

Cede
xxx

Well there were some pictures of him in two of his previous posts . . . but they seem to have vanished . . . can't find them on either forum now !

However, he is not the Children In Need bear, which I initially wondered when I saw the username !

easy_as_



( as if anyone would be cruel and nasty enough to gunge a poor ickle teddy bear . . . I ask you ? Who would do such a thing ? LOL ! )

Agreed! All this 'I need to get messy NOW' stuff just makes you sound like a retarded serial killer.

You should chill out and chat to people.

Better yet - change your username, start again and stop typing in capitals (which makes it look like you're angrily yelling).

Phantom

I quite liked the old username! Probably cos I think it's about time that bloody one-eyed bear got a good messing (and with Easy As's history in soft toy sploshing - as seen in the Lucky Buckets set in the Free House - he is probably the man to do it.

I am not going to be as harsh as them, but do answer the questions people ask. They are being friendly and want to know more about you, and that is the only way to start.

Hayley

im 28 years old from pudsey leeds westyorkshire.
been into sploshing for 6 months
i sometimes wam myself
i have medium brown hair
im a d/a manager for mcdoanalds
premium restaurants limited

i love using anything messy and gooey

That's much better , Keep it up in that style and you will go a long way to finding a friend for some messy fun. Remember though that it takes time for people to build up trust, you can't expect someone to instantly become sufficiently relaxed to enter into what ,after all, is quite a sensitive activity.

messy 79, i have to agree with sotonude and some of the others who have sent u messages.
All you repeat is you need wamming, dont we all!
I live near you, but i think i speak for most people, when i say, slow down, all you are doing is alienating yourself.
People on here are ace, trusting and often obliging!, but you have to earn trust, not demand it. Tell us about you, your ideas, and no, not the fact you need wamming, we worked that out.
Develop friendships and wait. best wishes in your search for helpers......
you never know!

Or go along to one of the meet ups - a perfect way to meet other people who like getting messy and build some friendships (which - who knows - may lead to some messy fun).

Alternatively - cut straight to the chase and book yourself a messy session at TNMMC or Splosh or one of the other studios.

Phantom

By the way wamming is great fun with a woman, but unfortunatly there doesn't seem to be that many women on this forum. There are loads of women on splosh though who take part in the photo and video shoots, why don't these women post on the forums?

stonecastle wrote:By the way wamming is great fun with a woman, but unfortunatly there doesn't seem to be that many women on this forum. There are loads of women on splosh though who take part in the photo and video shoots, why don't these women post on the forums?

Probably because people like you post pressuring messages like "we need women, more women, more women"

maybe they think if they come along on the forum they'll be torn apart and drooled on...so calm yourself a bit... im even beginning to get put off.


Hayley, Cedes, Myself, Gilly, SlimeySophie, Clare, Miss T...to name a FEW.

Stop being so demanding and maybe more will show up.

Dolly xx