Messy GungeSlut

View · by **caroline2** » 13 Jun 2006, 10:56

Tony,

Great idea about a WAM hotel. A few other services we might expect them to provide:

* A bar in the swimming pool so that we could enjoy our drinks whilst smartly dressed.

* A restaurant where all the chairs had their seats soaked. (Just imagine the sensations on sitting down for a meal!)

* Waitresses who are totally inept and invariably spill as much food over the diner as they manage to get on the plates.

* A beautiful garden; ie one that is permanently flooded into a total quagmire.

Can anyone thing of other services such an hotel might provide? I can't wait to visit!!

Caroline

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 13 Jun 2006, 14:29

A wake up call service where a bell boy comes and pies you in the face to wake you up , or drenches your clothes.

A hotel tv channel showing the best of splosh and messy videos through the night for you to enjoy when you're weary from sploshing all day long.

No?

View · by **andy250** » 13 Jun 2006, 19:18

French maid gunging and pieing you on request......................
Now theres good service.

View · by **Clare Rose** » 13 Jun 2006, 19:30

Think G.S missed my point too, namely that I was joking!
I thought a certain amount of irreverance was assumed on a light hearted forum like this... I'll have to make it more obvious in future obviously!

Just in case anyone is influenced by the comments could I please point out that Clare Rose does not encourage or support acts of criminal damage or offences likely to cause third parties harrassment alarm or distress at any budget hotel chain!

View · by **tony** » 13 Jun 2006, 19:45

Wow this idea has grown from a suite to an entire hotel! Wamotel. Now all I need is a very rich and a very stupid backer and we could be in business.

View · by **Clare Rose** » 13 Jun 2006, 19:51

Anyone got Sir Clive Sinclairs phone number?

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View · by **Clare Rose** » 13 Jun 2006, 22:29

ouch! Should I take that last remark personally? Maybe we should settle this grudge match in the ring, the mud wrestling one that is! We could make it part of my messy event....

Seriously though it might be an idea to look at using a studio and solving the messy room problem. I thought it would be really hard to find somewhere when I started doing more pictures but it was actually really easy and a lot cheaper than I thought it would be. You wouldn't have to mess about with self timers on the camera then and hold the posistion til it beeps. A good photographer could easily preserve your privacy and would be totally discreet.

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View · by **tony** » 14 Jun 2006, 00:07

Yes Clive Sinclair fits the bill. Thanks for the tip Clare

View · by **Sploshman** » 14 Jun 2006, 06:05

Clare Rose wrote:Maybe we should settle this grudge match in the ring, the mud wrestling one that is! We could make it part of my messy event....

Now that would be something to see LOL.

View · by **Hayley** » 14 Jun 2006, 12:40

What about Sir Alan Sugar?

Okay the hotel would have those rubbish email phones in every room but what a great series of The Apprentice!

Hayley

View · by **andy250** » 14 Jun 2006, 19:15

When it comes to wam I really just want to meet people who are like minded I'm not bothered if they're a superstar or not, I like people who generally want to get really messy and thats when I invite them round for a session. As for what people think I don't really care it my life not there's

Mad I am the leader of the world mo, he, he, he only kidding.

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View · by **andy250** » 14 Jun 2006, 19:35

Thanks GS that was really nice, I do like holding sessions though and have just about wammed everybody in every catogory (was that spelt right, Hayley I need a spell checker!!!)

Have some Natrasol waiting for you, oh that reminds me Mel e-mailed and says Hi!!!!!!!!

Messy GungeSlut

service please

I think its not important

Flattered

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