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This week we're back making movies with a special guest appearance by Decadent Doll - in a selection of guises! She plays a desperate wannabe on Britain's muckiest talent show, The Mess Factor. Here luckless contestants not only get insulted by head judge Slime-on Towel but gonged off, pied, soaked and gunged as well!

Determined to make it through to the next round Dolly adopts an array of disguises to fool the judges but just winds up getting pied and gunged every time!

First she plays a top-heavy Tyrolean trollop treating us to a selection from The Sound of Music (and gets repeatedly pied), then she transforms into a topless torch singer doing Shirley Bassey only to get hit by buckets of water and cake batter (and pied again!). Her American Dolly Parton doesn't do much better with red cake mix and real porridge, then out trots precocious brat Dolly Wolly Doo Dah singing a real Shirley Temple number about loving being a mess. This time the huge bucket of chocolate pudding only adds to her act as she rolls around in the chocolate, pieing herself and having a nice bucket of green slime chucked over her for good measure. But will it be enough to impress the judges?

The 16 minute movie featuring our desperate diva's four different characters, lots of singing and buckets and buckets of mess is at www.gillysillyhouse.com now. Do download it, it is a mega-performance by The Doll!

Meanwhile here are a few (well, quite a lot) of stills from it. Starting with Doll's Horny Heidi getting her results from the judges for her selections from The Sound of Music

Yours
Gilly
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Next our dedicated children's nurse turns into a tarty, topless Shirley Bassey but even a bare bosomed Big Spender doesn't impress Slime-on Towel....

Then our brassy American broad has a go with the blues classic "Take Another Little Piece of My Heart Now, Baby" and gets much the same treatment!

Finally, sweet 'little girl' Dolly Wolly Doo-Dah (sounding remarkably like Mouse!!!) has a turn. Her Shirley Temple number is for real and all about loving being a mess, so when the big bucket of chocolate hits her, Dolly is delighted and rolls around in the thick mess, pieing herself, slapping pudding in her face and hands down her tights!

Even the bucket of green slime thrown over her just makes her sillier still!

But will it be enough to get her through to the next round? There's a clue in the final frame!

The Mess Factor is available now from www.gillysillyhouse.com by joining up (12GBP gets you a month of messy mayhem). Dolly fans should be there like a shot, she is amazing in this movie!

Go there now!

Love the concept of this shoot; and dolly looks better then ever under that chocolatlayer

Awwww Dolly, you are gorgeous!

Phew! Fantastic fun, fantastic chocolate and fantastic Dolly. What a wonderful set. Rather like the glasses too.

Great pics of DD, Gilly! Bet DD loved getting dressed up into the different
outfits and I know she loved getting messy.

Mega messy girls!

Fantastic concept and pictures!!

Superb messy pictures . But was it wise to allow Dolly to sing? I am still receiving therapy following 'The good ship Lollipop'

sotonude wrote:Superb messy pictures . But was it wise to allow Dolly to sing? I am still receiving therapy following 'The good ship Lollipop'

As Dolly would be at pains to point out, "Lollipop" was sung in character and not her real voice. This features a mixture of both "real" and "comedy" voices so not quite so damaging to the ears or brain!

You might find one or two of the songs stay with you for a few days though. I certainly have.

Dolly you've certainly got the XXX factor

PTP

Love it

Well done to all concerned and DD you look great

Very nice

DD - you are the sexiest woman alive F A C T