SPLOSH! Fantasy Leaque...the comeback!

[Hayley]

Older members of the 'community' who remember when magazines ruled and internet was where you put fish once you'd caught them might recall the SPLOSH! Fantasy League. Well, now seems the time to bring it back!

Okay, you're not THAT old or you've drunk it out of your memory so here's how it works...

It's the ultimate celebrity reality game show! We want you to compile a Top Ten (or Five) of the people you would most like to see messed up on television (or real life!). They should be celebrities rather than 'real' people. We then compile the results (hang on...we?....it's always me, Bill can't count!) and update the league tables based on your votes.

To make it fairer there are two Divisions: the The Splosh! Fantasy Premiership (for people who haven't got messy as far as we know) and the Professional Splosh! League (for people who have, but we'd love to see get messy again!).

So let's be having your Top Tens!

Times have changed a lot since the magazine days, so we're expecting lots of new names (here's somewhere Holly Willoughby won't get slagged off!), probably some we've never heard of!

This is a long time project, so feel free to rejig your Top Tens as various celebs please you or piss you off!

Okay...(blows imaginary whistle) it's KICK OFF!...

[DecadentDoll]

Oooh ooooh oooh most of mine are smug ladies who id love to see get their messy come-uppance!


1. Christina Ricci

2. Victoria Beckham (all over a hideously expensive prada dress or such)

3. Chantelle (oh my god! i just want to see if that smile remains stuck to her face)

4. Kate Winslet (my god i'd wrestle with her in a bath of custard)

5. Winona Ryder

6. Christian Slater (in a very kinky way)

7. Dita Von Teese (purrs....gets rampant...calms self)

8. Pete Burns (please dont ask why)

9. Sheridan Smith (from two pints of lager....shes so cheeky!)

10. Jodie Marsh (cos shes a dirty bitch who loves it )


...........i know i didnt need explanations, but I felt I had to hehehe.

[stu08]

patsey kensit

jackie degg

gwen stafani

fergie (out of black eyed peas)

lindsay lohan

angelina jolie

kelly clarkson

jordan

jessica simpson

charlote church

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[Madrox]

Hmmm after much deliberation my top 10 would be (in reverse order).

10) Clare Crogan. (Actress & former pop star)
9) Gillian Anderson. (Scully in the X files)
Dita Von Teese. (International fetish star)
7) Liz Hurley. (Obvisous !)
6) Sophie Ellis Bextor. (Crap pop star)
5) Jeri Ryan. (Seven of Nine in Star Trek Voyager)
4) Stacey Keibler. (WWE wrestler)
3) Jane Goldman. (Johnathon Ross`s wife)
2) Sherri Moon Zombie. (Mrs Rob Zombie & Actress)
1) Courtney Love. (Rock Goddess & my all time fantasy woman)

Well after Piella !!

[Jonny]

Sophie Ellis Bextor - why the long face??

Jonny's Top 10

1. Sheridan Smith (her in two pints)
2. Michelle Heaton (Liberty X)
3. Davina McCall
4. Jo Frost (Supernanny)
5. Hazel Irvine (Her off Grandstand)
6. Kelly Clarkson
7. Kelly Dalgleish (Sky Sports)
8. Ali Bastian (Becca in Hollyoaks)
9. Edith Bowman
10. Lacey Turner (Stacey Slater)

[DecadentDoll]

3) Jane Goldman. (Johnathon Ross`s wife)
2) Sherri Moon Zombie. (Mrs Rob Zombie & Actress)
1) Courtney Love. (Rock Goddess & my all time fantasy woman)

Well after Piella !!

holy god your top 3 completely slipped my mind, man sheri moon would SO get it from me!

Jane Goldman is a kinky bitch anyways, and courtney love....*drool*

lol

[Hayley]

I'm loving this!!

But Ainsely Harriot!!!

And ALL the WAM producers....there are some serious old guys involved!

But do my Top Ten when I get home...

Hayley

[BillShipton]

We may be old but we deserve it after what we've put you girls through.

I'm up for it if you are Gunge Slut, and as Hayley said earlier...if you want a Splosh website area for men being sploshed by women, no problem!

Oh, and trannies too!

Bill

PS I ought to do MY Top Ten too...that could cause a row! Meanwhile please keep them coming...

[DecadentDoll]

Hayley, Gungeslut, lets get together at Splosh towers and gang up on billy boy lol wipe the smile off his face with some pies

[G.R.Z.]

10. Tina Majorino

9. Katherine Isabelle

8. Rachel McAdams

7. Rachel Weisz

6. Alexa Davalos

5. Lauren Graham

4. Shirley Manson

3. Amy Lee

2. Kristen Bell

1. Alyson Hannigan (the only one on the list who's been gunged before)


Great poll idea.

[KingArthur]

Hi all,

My top ten echos Decadent Doll's idea of messing up the prim and proper girls...and a couple of dirty ones for a bit of balance. How about some duel action to get the juices flowing? Here is my top ten duel pieing...twice the totty, twice the fun!

10) Natasha Kaplinski AND Kate Garraway (and now for the news!)
9) Paris Hilton AND Chantelle (kind of twins, but one's dirtier!)
Cheryl Tweedy and Michelle Heaton (reality TV bands unite)
7)Jodi Marsh and Jordon (cos they'd spend most of the time messing each other up. I'd tell myself I'd just watch, but wouldn't be able to hold back!)
6) Coleen McLaughlin and Victoria Beckam (Footballers' Wives...mmmmm)
5) Billy Piper and Marina Sirtis (something for the Sci-fi fans...beam me up!)
4) Pamela Anderson and Madonna (something for the Ameri-philes, and what fantastic tits!!!)
3) Monica and Rachel from Friends (I'll be there for them!)
2) Harriett Harman and Sophie Wessex (Prince Edward's wife) - (one for the establishment!)
1) Cheryl Tweedy and Charlotte Church - They HAVE to be pied together - it would be like Jodi March and Jordon, but so much better!!! (What would the neighbours say?)

Any comments???

King Arthur

PS - Hayley: is this an exciting enough post?

[KingArthur]

Hi all,

My top ten echos Decadent Doll's idea of messing up the prim and proper girls...and a couple of dirty ones for a bit of balance. How about some duel action to get the juices flowing? Here is my top ten duel pieing...twice the totty, twice the fun!

10) Natasha Kaplinski AND Kate Garraway (and now for the news!)
9) Paris Hilton AND Chantelle (kind of twins, but one's dirtier!)
Cheryl Tweedy and Michelle Heaton (reality TV bands unite)
7)Jodi Marsh and Jordon (cos they'd spend most of the time messing each other up. I'd tell myself I'd just watch, but wouldn't be able to hold back!)
6) Coleen McLaughlin and Victoria Beckam (Footballers' Wives...mmmmm)
5) Billy Piper and Marina Sirtis (something for the Sci-fi fans...beam me up!)
4) Pamela Anderson and Madonna (something for the Ameri-philes, and what fantastic tits!!!)
3) Monica and Rachel from Friends (I'll be there for them!)
2) Harriett Harman and Sophie Wessex (Prince Edward's wife) - (one for the establishment!)
1) Cheryl Tweedy and Charlotte Church - They HAVE to be pied together - it would be like Jodi March and Jordon, but so much better!!! (What would the neighbours say?)

Any comments???

King Arthur

PS - Hayley: is this an exciting enough post?

[TottyMcGee]

I'm up for it if you are Gunge Slut, and as Hayley said earlier...if you want a Splosh website area for men being sploshed by women, no problem!

Oh, and trannies too!

I and the other t-girls at Wamdrogony will be well up for contributing some trannie stuff if you'd like it!


I'll have a think about my own top ten.

[andy250]

Tell you what you all want to have a session the gang from wamdrogony I currently help them out with ideas etc, we had get together in Feb we had a sess at my place and Miss Helen filmed it and we did still for the site etc, I've done some sploshing in my time but Helen gives a really good sploshing, then I met them at easter and they did a mud shoot on the river humber, even though it was only 4'c due to the windchill factor but they still went in (all got colds though!!!!) we have another session planned for the 27th may, look out for the pics from that.

If you're up for it I'm sure I could twist Miss Helens arm to pay a visit to St. Leonards. You also want to meet Mandy and Ian there as mad as me!!!
plus Ian's pretty good with a camera etc. Imagine how much gunge their would be.................

Andy