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After perusing your organ for well over a year now, I feel I must draw Bill's attention to the fact that despite the home page clearly advertising 'Swearing nudity and elbows on the table' , I have failed to see any elbows on any tables whatsoever.
What have you got against elbows?
I feel your fans require an answer.

What have you got against elbows?
I feel your fans require an answer.
